h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd forgotten what it's like to have computer games. I always love the Monkey Island ones

Stop!! No tickling!!
*Hits ex-R with a Fire Spin Attack.*
Mwaaa Haaa Haaa Haa!!*cough, cough* Heh, heeee hee!

Mmmmm! Roast Ghost, anyone? We have BBQ sause, if you'd like.

*sinks into the ground, dousing flames*

Not BBQ sauce! It stains the sheet! *looks down at sheet, which is charred, torn and has a few shark tooth marks in it*

Nevermind!*Turns a firehose on vulpix.

*opens cupboard*

*gets out a deckchair and an *

*sits and watches*

*Jumps up, and the water misses her. Calls up an Alakazam, the Psychic Pokemon, which hits with a confuse ray*

Duuhh....
* confuses vulpix with a dead thing and puts her in her pocket.*

Hey!!!! let me out!!! I am not a dead vulpix!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta find a way out of here.

Hey!!!!!!!!!! let me out!!!!!!!!! *bang bang*

What's that sound??
*searches in her pocket, finds vulpix.* What are you doing in there?
*lets her out.*

You say my room's messy! Do you EVER clean out that pocket?

*Push* Ha,ha, you're all wet.

*giggles*

*sips *

climbs out of the moat and shakes herself like a puppy dog, showering vulpix.

Aaaaaaaaaah I'm wet!!!

*Hammer, hammer, saw, whirrrrCLANG, Brrzzzzzzzzthump! Saw, bang! Rrrrrrrr....*
*scurry, sneak......Whisper...*





* in the center of the post sits an innocent cup of piping hot coffee, smelling inticingly of khalua. Next to it is a delicious plate of Stick Pepperoni... mmmm. *


*It's just sitting there, looking so good. Just right for a .*

Comes floating by, spots the snack and Dives into it, devouring the Pepperoni!
*click*
Oh,oh.

*giggles*

*The trap slams down, a huge comes out. Then it eyes the Pepperoni & . Then it starts walking toward .* "Fooooooooood".

Starts to , then notices the eyeing her .


*Tackles the. They go around in a tumble of sheet, tentacles, and fangs*
*pulls out a huge, cartoon mallet, and begins hammering the into a thin, green sheet.**hammer,bang,hammer* Not
*bang* The *bang* * bang* You *Hammer* Don't!*Smash!*
*Looks down at the flattened monster. Thinks about sewing him into a designer sheet, but he smells too bad. Settles for slipping him through the bars. As he floats gently down to settle outside the cage, sits down and drinks her .
Mmmmm. Khalua!