h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everyone at my school:

If you see ANYTHING that you don't like at school, send a letter to sedgie telling him. He can't do anything to you, you can say what the hell you like (except slander or libel, etc) and IT WILL PISS HIM RIGHT OFF! And send copies to the head of govenors and ofsted and the dfee and the pm and anyone else u like.

I'm doing one about that rubbish about comedy film club after school. They don't have time to teach us in our lessons? WHAT A F**K UP! Anyway, he'll see copy to ofsted and since the inspections are happening now he'll be angry (i hope).

P.S. In the USA (and probably here) it is perectly legal (and protected in the constitution as a right) to circulate publications at school (so long as it doesn't interrupt lessons.) so if anyone wants to annoy the teachers by writing about what cretins and incompetents they are, or do funny catoons of them, lets write one. but we could start with the story about miss dempsey streaking through redditch, or wherever it was. i'll edit! yaeh! yeah!!!!! except no-one will bother - i bet.

and how come we never got the prmosied data book in our science mocks?

BTW. The last report can be found here: http://www.ofsted.gov.uk/reports/index.cfm?fuseaction=summary&id=104110

Bit boring though.