h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Our dear friends in the north, please note that this Scottish Researcher's page will be linked to from the front page tomorrow (25/01/2007) as part of our Rabbie Burns promo.

Aye the Bard will be well chuffed the noo.

Woo! Got the neeps, got the tatties, got the haggis, got a decent bottle of scotch to boot.

Oh no. We'll all be pointed and stared at Don't we get enough of that from the tourists?

Right DD, get off yer arse and get something done about this page - you haven't updated it since Jamie gave you editing rights

I have! I added new researchers and adjusted the links.

Mr Dreadful only has ONE bottle of fine Scotch!!!! Shall we vote to black ball him?

I've also just made it a little more topical the noo.

I did have two but the other one got taken to a New Year party and mysteriously got drank.

And you haven't restocked since then for Burns night!!!

Digging a bigger hole there.

Buying your first house eats up lots of money. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

And apparently dsinks your Scotch as well.

Ahem, I didn't get added to the list of new researchers.....

I've been waiting a while F73037?thread=1111069&latest=1

Please DD? I'll send you some of my haggis (but not the whisky, you aint getting that!)

It's ok I have a Isle of Jura, Talisker open and a few other bottles gathering dust.

Sorry about that Ðeakie that was before my time in charge.

Jings!

Crivvens!

And perhaps I might even invite you to help ma boab.

When you translate 'help ma boab' into English 'assist my Bobby' it sounds so sinister