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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Started conversation Dec 23, 2003
... I am thinking about moving back down to E*****d! 
Going to test the water first and go for a few weeks. If it is as bad as I remember, then I will be back faster than the east coast mainline trains! (if I walked backwards I would still be faster than they are 
)
My parents came to stay a few weeks ago. Do you think I caught something off them - like 'Englanditis'? Is there a cure? Will I be doomed to spend the rest of my days with...dare I say it...no chippy pizzas?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 23, 2003
Right, okay, let's not be too hasty to judge... according to Vibenstein's Theory of E*****hness, the number of 
and 
we'd have to throw at you is inversely proportional to the distance from London you'd be moving to. 
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Dec 23, 2003
The dull bit that smells of 
- Grimsby
It's E*****ds Brigadoon. I was lucky to escape in the first place. It's a local town for local people. (no offence AGB)
Is there any hope for me?!
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Event Horizon Posted Dec 23, 2003
There sure is, you could always move to Betelgeuse... or possibly Manchester 
.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 23, 2003
Yes, it could be worse, you could.... er.... ..... 
..... I'll get back to you on that one. 
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Dec 23, 2003
Well I suppose Cleethorpes is worse...
Unfortunately it is joined on to Grimsby
I know - Edinburgh is worse - oh no, I live there already 
Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me!!
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- 1: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Dec 23, 2003)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 23, 2003)
- 3: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Dec 23, 2003)
- 4: Event Horizon (Dec 23, 2003)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 23, 2003)
- 6: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Dec 23, 2003)
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