A Conversation for Scottish Researchers Group

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Post 21

Demon Drawer

Should have asked for Fife Council, these Indian's would never have been able to help you without the correct info. smiley - winkeye


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Post 22

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - doh


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Post 23

Demon Drawer

You mena you didn't get through to the Network Rail call centre in Bangalore then.


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Post 24

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hard to tell by the accent. It could have been Newcastle. smiley - winkeye


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Post 25

Wumbeevil

When they put you on hold, did they play Jimmy Nail's greatest hits(anag)?


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Post 26

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, just an endless loop of "Fog On The Tyne" by Paul Gascoigne and Lindisfarne. smiley - yuk


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Post 27

Wumbeevil

The endless loop was probably Gazza's belt

thus speaketh the Slimcea Girl.


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Post 28

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

You should try phoning E*******h council - constant loop of ringing tone and "we are too busy to answer your call at the moment, so call back later if it isn't urgent otherwise hang on while we keep you waiting and replay you this irritating message for 30 minutes".

I have changed one or two words, but the meaning is the same smiley - steam


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Post 29

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

"Your call is very important to us, that's why we're not rushing to answer it." smiley - cross


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Post 30

Wumbeevil

Look on the bright side, it lessens the council's chance of getting a bomb warning.


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Post 31

tom

St Andrews was North East Fife District council at one time.

Dunno what it is now but the Tourist Information Office is in Market St


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