h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not gonna be an exile much longer

OK, So I'll be moving to Dundee...but anythings better than London (I'd even move back home to Larbert if I had to! )

Woohoo..

Well, I never.... Dundee...... to a University?

Yup....As my boss has just accepted a job to at the hoppytal, I'm having to go with him (sob) and so change my registration to a nice comfortable small (relative to the number of KCL buildings stashed all over London)Scottish Uni..

Would that be 9wells? We will practically be neighbours....I'm at the Uni... Mua hahaha Another Evil One in the fold! Or Hoo too goes to Dundee......

Don't know yet. HAve to sort all this stuff out in the near future..Not going to be moving for another 6 mth's or so. But if you are coming to the x-mas meet, we can start planning the take over of Dundee??

*waves from accross the Tay*

Waves from south of the Forth

*waves from over here*

I'm working in Larbert these days. The sacrifices we have to make to earn a crust...

Have you ventured into any of the pubs...I've only ever been in the station one...

If you still around in larbert when I get home for X-mas (the 19th, we could go sit in the station pub and wait for all me old teachers to turn up for after school drinks! )

Cool! I'm planning on still being there at Chrimble, otherwise I can't afford to buy anyone any pressies...

Swift half or ten at the station pub then. You still have my email? Mine died and lost all addys I'm afraid..

You working in the call center then or what?

Ermmmm... I've got it somewhere.... *goes to look*

You said that as if it was the only place to work in Larbert... Oh, it is.

Either that or one of the shop staff in Stennymuir precinct have finally died (the only place with anything like a turnover of staff only seems to employ recent graduates/expellees form Larbert High)

Not many people know that The League Of Gentlemen was originally set in Stenhousemuir.

Ah...but that's cos it's a local comedy for local people...

That's right, the call centre is only allowed to make local calls. It provides a valuable service to the community, and is also considerably cheaper.

for my parents....and what exactly are you cold calling about then!???!!!!?!!?!?!?!??!?!!!

I'm not! Don't look at me like that! I'm only doing data input. You know those nasty credit card applications that fall out of magazines on the way home from the shops? Some people actually fill those in! Can you believe it?

Anyway, the applications come to the call centre, people like me put all the details into a computer, and it randomly picks who's going to have their application accepted. Of course, most people are too dense to fill the form in correctly, and leave out trivial bits of information such as their address or date of birth, so they have to be called telephonically, which is where the call centre bit comes in. But I don't do that. That's for other people.

Oh...right...I'll no think too badly o you then....But then again, you work in Larberts call center..

Hang on...I htought that wuz just the stuff that everyone put straight in the bin. Where am I going wrong here????!!!!! You are actually meant to READ it?!?!