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Researcher 676508 Started conversation Mar 30, 2004
can you help me plz? That clones at it again .What am i going to do
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Whisky Posted Mar 30, 2004
Go away
and:
1) Learn to spell
2) Try not to be so ruddy obvious when you're impersonating someone
oi you
Whisky Posted Mar 30, 2004
Well, I'm not yikesing this one...
Actually the give away isn't the fact that whoever it is can't spell, doesn't understand punctuation and doesn't sound like you, the real give away is that they asked me for help...
I don't really think you need help with this 
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Researcher 676508 Posted Mar 30, 2004
your so clever aint you? well let me tell you something saturnine is not what she seems 
as for little old wind drinker he can go to hell
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Whisky Posted Mar 30, 2004
Oh, dear... what a shame, never mind...
Here, would you like to borrow a few full stops, commas and apostrophes?
...???'''
I would offer a couple of semi colons as well, but I suspect it wouldn't be worth it.
Oh, and as for the 'friends in high places' post...
No, no, no... Get it right! If you really want to scare someone you should be threatening them with "Friends in Low Places"... much more scary!
This could be fun
oi you
Whisky Posted Mar 30, 2004
Who needs a drink when we get a cabaret act for free!
Mind you, unless you improve your impersonation act you're likely to end up getting booed off stage.
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Whisky Posted Mar 30, 2004
Now now AKA, it's not nice to mock the afflicted 
They're obviously trying their hardest!
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Researcher 676508 Posted Mar 30, 2004
i walk im shaddows you'll never tie me down i'll be back at a later date and youll not have a clue
gone
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Researcher 178815 Posted Mar 30, 2004
Hmm. The lUser fingerprint is not a difficult thing to spot. I think I know who this is. 
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Whisky Posted Mar 30, 2004
Anyone got any garlic and a stake?
Actually, make that steak and garlic - I'm getting kinda peckish!
oi you
Whisky Posted Mar 30, 2004
Speaking of noodles... Do you think saturnine (lowercase) actually thinks anyone's scared of these 'threats'?
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Whisky Posted Apr 1, 2004
Ok, what's with all the bad jokes... Anyone would think it's April 1st or something!
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