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What does one do?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Started conversation Apr 15, 2004
what should one do when followed? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F72097?thread=404831 what does one do with an obsessed stalker?
What does one do?
Researcher 524695 Posted Apr 15, 2004
"what does one do with an obsessed stalker?"
Apparently the answer is "one makes a ham-fisted attempt to impersonate them, which results in one's mother and brother making death-threats, which in turn results in one's whole family looking like a bunch of idiots."
Do I win a prize for the first correct answer? 
What does one do?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Apr 15, 2004
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