h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, what would happen if something came to earth and said they owned the entire universe?

Germans would ask to see the proof of it i.e. papers, licenses etc.

I read somewhere, that various UFO's have crash landed in different parts of the world. The funniest one was that of the UFO that crashed in the Kalahari Desert and the South African Police ARRESTED them!

Out of the car you little green-tentacled law breaker. . . we're taking you downtown. Unauthorised spaceship crashing in a South African Desert, Dangerous Maneuvering, and Unregistered UFO.

South African cops? "Hey Koos, that things got no number plate man. I skim we take a look hey?"
"ja, something's going on Jan, somebody already took the wheels!"
"Ok yous in there, come out with your hands in the air, we have you surrounded......Koos, go to the other side and surround them man! Juslaaik, are you dumb of what?"
"oh nee fork! Whats those things hey? Now listen toos us, I's a traffis........, I's a triffic........, I's a troffiss......I is a policeman an yous unnerarres"

Then they would be called Bill, right?

(If you don't gedditt, just give up and go home, okay?)