h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, you make me laugh! One of the most delightful qualities a man could have, in my opinion.

Too bad I'm such an ancient old MoGgie, or I'd sit on your lap and tickle you til you quivered.

Thanks! I needed that.

What was it that made you laugh, exactly?

You are too good for me, too wise. But you could fill the delightful of initiating young men.

er, the delightful role that is.

I was laughing at your contributions to the online story. And I was laughing at your young girls thread. Then I popped over here to see what you were, and laughed at your magic trick.

And as for initiating younger men, well... ... let's just say that IS a hobby of mine. It's astounding how many of them have an interest in spending time with older women with my peculiar charms.

So I'm not the only one with a taste for youth!

Not at all. A nice, fresh youth is divine MoGgie fodder.

Let's start a club, with a maximum membership age of 30. We can organize magically romantic retreats to tall mountains and secluded beaches.

That sounds lovely, though I exceed the maximum age limit by a bit. Maybe I could be ....ummmmmmm.....chaperone?

Naturally I exceed the age limit, as well. But as charter members, we'd be exempt from such limits, eh?

That's the ticket! I'd LOVE a place where I get to be an elite member and exempt from the rules
Don't suppose the younguns would just have a go at each other, and ignore us, do you?

We could make that against the rules, if necessary. But with two charmers like ouselves, it shouldn't be a problem.

*snort*
So true, so true....

I just caught up on the last couple of days backlog on your "nice girls" thread. It's still making me laugh. What a surprise to see so much controversy on what otherwise might have petered out into oblivion, were it not for your honeyed tongue. Keep em coming.

I'm glad you still enjoy it. Since the moderation crackdown, the thing has become rather tedious to me. I'm still interested in what the community has to say, though, so I'll keep 'em coming

Hi there, Corinth.

I've started a place on h2g2 for people who enjoy moderate erotica to get together and play. I'm thinking that perhaps you might want to join in there. It's a little more contained than 'ask h2g2', and if nobody gets too carried away, I'm hoping it'll allow those of us with a more risque attitude the freedom to post things which aren't necessarily suitable for the rest of the Guide.

I'd love it if you decided you wanted to start a thread for your stories, or whatever else strikes your fancy, on my space. A honeyed tongue like yours is exactly what's needed there.

Hope to see you around!

ciaomeooooooooow

Magnolia Thunderpussy