h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey i thought id pop in an tell ya why my dog looks like a goldfish
by the way hi im emma pleased to meet ya!
ok back to my dog, yeah she looks like a gold fish cos her eyes kinda pop out an also i think she has a two second memory. She's so naughty in fact she could be a goldfish with ears, ha they told me she was a dunno how its spelt but sounds like cha whaaa whaaaa, but i swear if you put her in a bowl she'd pass as a goldfish easy.....

Hello Emma. It's spelt chihuahua. Try feeding her goldfish food for a week and see if her attitude changes. (Just kidding!!!)

Hi, Emma, EmptySky, how are y'all?
What is the dogfish called? (What's her name?) Does she like to swim?

ha! funny dogfish i like it, but its a shame cos it dont swim i have to fight with the f*****er to get it in the bath bless, an i call her tiffney cos she's like a fashion accessory. well thats that have you got any pets i also have a parrot called ali g an he's very naughty.....

Hi, Ems, i did have a cat called Rachel (she was a time-share cat. She had kittens on the couch (7 of them) and went with the SPCA, who took her and her kittens to new homes.(Really new homes, I rang and checked - they weren't put down.)

im not into cats they kinda scare me, cos i once saw this film where cats came in a sucked ya breath while you were sleepin put me off cats for life.

Try seeing one giving birth in your living room, next to you as you watch kids' shows! (Happened to my son). Actually, cats *are* scary, and that's part of the attraction...