A Conversation for The Swimming Pool
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 22, 2001
*peeks from under her towel*
Is it warm enough for a little old lady?
*emerges from towel & slides into the water trailing a ball of black wool & a pair of knitting needles*
Damn, I knew I should have cast off first!
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Kenrick Posted Jun 22, 2001
*Dives in with big splash*
Sorry everyone, didn't mean to get everyone wet (not that we're in a pool or anything 
).
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 22, 2001
*Floats around leisurely whilst casting off her knitting*
Did you bring any 
to the poolside and have you got any scissors or one of those boy scout knives?
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jun 23, 2001
/* Zeppo swims over to the ball of wool, grabs it in his mouth and swims away */
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. Posted Jun 23, 2001
It's winter here, but what the heck!!
*splash*
Whoops! Sorry I got water all over you!
*dives under before someone does something drastic in return for the splash*
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 23, 2001
It's allright, I was all wet anyway...
*Bobs along in her bathing ring, studying her toes. they're starting to look like raisins..*
Oh well. 
*sip*
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 23, 2001
Aaaarrggghhhh Zeppo's unravelling my cossie, it's up to my knees now, help.......
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 25, 2001
Oh no, what shall we do? I don't even know what a cossie is!
And I don't have two boy scouts to rub together!
Or, wait. That's for fire....
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jun 25, 2001
Bumble, do you often rub two boyscouts together to start a fire? If so; man, am I glad you weren't leader when I was a boyscout...
*tips imaginary hat at Abi*
Afternoon ma'am...
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 25, 2001
Hello! 
Seems to be a bit of a stir with that elderly lady and d'E's dog there. Got me quite startled...!
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 25, 2001
Oh, my goodness! You two! let go of each other!
*Starts splashing water at Granny and dog.*
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 25, 2001
My my! What a riot!
Abi... we can't SEE your frilly pink knickers under that voluminous pink and white-striped costume... aren't you a little over-dressed for such a sunny day?
shazz 
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Abi Posted Jun 25, 2001
Well when the filly knicker shop opens I hope that you will all be wearing them!
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 25, 2001
*Drifts by on huge inflatable Lochness monster, clutching a Boffin *
Is that required dress at the meet then? 
shazz
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 25, 2001
... and what colour frillies are Ashley and Mark wearing btw?
shazz
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 25, 2001
*Having bitten through the wool just in time*
If I hadn't have stopped that dog, you'd all have seen my black frilly knee length bloomers!
*Swims sedately to the side where her cask of and a long straw are waiting*
*splash*
Lifson Kofie Posted Jun 26, 2001
Hey! That damned 
's got my swimming gear! Come back with my snorkle you beast!
Jeez - That dog is fast! I can't keep up. I need a 
...or several! Any one mind if I polish off the last of this plate of 
? Now where did we put the jar? Anyone got a spoon? I'll not need the water - you can save that for the pool!
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- 21: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 22, 2001)
- 22: Kenrick (Jun 22, 2001)
- 23: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 22, 2001)
- 24: Shea the Sarcastic (Jun 22, 2001)
- 25: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jun 23, 2001)
- 26: . (Jun 23, 2001)
- 27: Bumblebee (Jun 23, 2001)
- 28: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 23, 2001)
- 29: Bumblebee (Jun 25, 2001)
- 30: Abi (Jun 25, 2001)
- 31: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jun 25, 2001)
- 32: Bumblebee (Jun 25, 2001)
- 33: Abi (Jun 25, 2001)
- 34: Bumblebee (Jun 25, 2001)
- 35: shazzPRME (Jun 25, 2001)
- 36: Abi (Jun 25, 2001)
- 37: shazzPRME (Jun 25, 2001)
- 38: shazzPRME (Jun 25, 2001)
- 39: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 25, 2001)
- 40: Lifson Kofie (Jun 26, 2001)
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