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elwood Started conversation Jul 23, 2001
...and thank you for little bouncing red balls...and cute birdies that tweet inside their shells...and the color black...and bibs that absorb drooly spittle...and the letters a n d...and the pretty voices that sing eeeeeeee in my head...and especially toes...
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 25, 2001
Ummm, have you had your medication today elwood? 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 26, 2001
Nope. Are they still attached to your feet or have they gone walkabout 
Oh, somebody stop me 
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elwood Posted Jul 26, 2001
...I take off my shoes and look down inside but they're gone...
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 26, 2001
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elwood Posted Jul 26, 2001
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
...hello voices welcome back...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 26, 2001
Oh, and btw, you mentioned Greenfield Village in a conversation a while back - I had one of the best days ever at GF. I was there for at least 5 hours, and hardly scratched the surface of the place. What a buzz to stand in Edison's lab where so many inventions were, er.... invented.
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elwood Posted Jul 26, 2001
My wife and I frequent Greenfield Village.
We both love history, so the adjacent Henry Ford Museum is also fun.
(we honeymooned in Massachusetts at Longfellows Wayside Inn -
which was restored by Henry Ford before he began the Greenfield Village project)
::grabs hammer and begins to pound the begeebers out of a Snickers bar::
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elwood Posted Jul 30, 2001
::while rocking back and forth notices string of spittle swinging to and fro - takes it and starts to play with string in his hands - weaves exact replica of Eiffel Tower::
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 31, 2001
*Astonished*
Can you make other world monuments too? I think we might have the seed of a multi-billion dollar global industry here 
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elwood Posted Jul 31, 2001
::elwoods sure he can, but not sure he has that much spittle::
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elwood Posted Aug 6, 2001
::spots something in the corner::
...Hi Mr. Roachy your not moving very much...are you sad?...would it cheer you up to come live in my Spittle City?...
::places new friend in the Leaning Tower of Piza::
...now don't straighten it up Roachy...
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 6, 2001
Ummmmm....... yeah 
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elwood Posted Aug 6, 2001
...what's that you say Roachy...I am not always scaring away Gosho...he only has a minute when he's so kind enough to visit us here...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
...not now Roachy...the voices are giving me new orders...
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elwood Posted Aug 24, 2001
...alright I've found the lima beans and put them in my nostrils...what now?...
:::exhaling they are launched accross the room:::
...oh I see!...a new game...closest to the wall wins...yay!...
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 24, 2001
I like the sound of this game I'd better go and get some lima beans 
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elwood Posted Aug 29, 2001
:::while rocking back and forth elwoods head has begun repeatedly banging against the wall to the tune of "We will rock you":::
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elwood Posted Sep 17, 2001
:::into the tenth hour of a staring contest with a fly on the wall elwood realises that it is a raisin he threw there last week and walks over and eats it:::
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Sep 18, 2001
Mmmmmmmmm, raisins *Looks around the room for any wall-dwelling raisins.... sees none 
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