h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This phrase is circling my brain right now. Please give me an example of something ridiculously incorrect so I may use it.

Well, I did notice that a certain ex LDer had changed the tag on her name to "uncapable of intelligent conversation", and I did wonder if this was an ironic nod to Milhaus van Outen's "Me fail English? That's unpossible!", or whether it was just a self fulfilling statement.

Hmmmm.

I'm biting my tongue not to post it on the infamous thread

Tempting... But it doesn't suit 'Utter Tosh' - that's just grammatically incorrect.

Something to the order of 'Cabbage goes well with Sausages', only slightly more... ... Uh, 'toshy'.

Perhaps 'Toshistic' or 'Toshistical'... *fetches dictionary*

I think I'll have to settle with 'Toshy' - It only mentions:

Tosh - n. sl., rubbish, nonsense.

Something that would make Spock go

"That. Is illogical. Captain."

That what your after?

Perhaps.
Oh, and if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it Ralph Wiggum who said that?

Might've been - would that be funnier?

Utter tosh:

You have to warm the teapot first to get a decent cup of tea.

The only way is up.

M&S knickers are the best in the world.

Utter Tosh:

The sky is green.

*shock!*

Misquotation of Raplh Wiggum!

To the dogs with you!

You made the very same typo in IM.

My fingers are a bit retarded tonight.

I wonder if those rubber keyboards (I've mentioned them before, but for everyone else: They're rubber, fold away easily and you can spill coffee on them with no ill effects. Also, being made of rubber, there's no constant 'click click click tap tap tap tap' noise - [if you type as fast as I do, taking into account the correction of typos. The backspace key is quite loud on my keyboard. ]) help you to avoid typos in any way.