h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 It is Six oclock in the morning eastern standard time. I have spent the previous 4 hours concocting an alien story for my science fiction writing class. Yesterday I had to die twice in a movie for my group project. This would not have been so bad if I didn't have to be shot and fall into a cold fountain of water twice. In three hours I must go to class... I need sleep or else the floaters will appear. Exhausted researcher, It seems to be getting later, earlier these days.