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The Tarot knew...

Post 1

Imaldris

Well, once again I woke up late, got to school late, late, late. We did tarot readings in class and my reading seemed to confer that I missed something. I didn't think much of it until I thought about the class that I haven't went to in 2 weeks....then I checked and alas the test was on Monday and I missed it.
*Groans miserably* I'm SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
well, we are allowed to miss one test, thankfully atleast so someones looking out for me although it doesn't appear to be me. I want to go home and smoke myself into oblivion. I need a fix cause I'm going down...
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I can read your mind cos I'm a telegraph...

Post 2

Ac-1D

what good is a tarot that tells you you're forgetting something after you forgot it. but next time I'll beat you about the ears with a desert spoon to remind you you've got a test (and of course I'll know when cos I'm cyclic). just think: 'there is no spoon' and then bend your mind.


I can read your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 3

Imaldris

Do not try and bend the spoon...thats (pretend to have the little kid voice) impossible....Instead get beaten over the ear with a spoon by a cyclic being because you missed the test,,,,, Ah, I see now.. THERE IS NO SPOON, I'm trying man, the spoon keeps saying THERE IS NO CHERYL.


I can read your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 4

Ac-1D

aha the battle for existence rages on. this reality isn't big enough for the both of us spoon. it's either you or me.

there is no cheryl only zuul.


I can read your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 5

Imaldris

Is that an insult? What the zuul?


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 6

Ac-1D

only if you take ghostbusters quotes as an insult. zuul, minion of gozer the gozarian - "there is no dana only zuul"


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 7

Imaldris

Well, if you put it that way I guess its not.(but I'm sure somewhere someone take it as an insult, dna would have it that way) Ghostbusters is fab.... All i can remember is the cheese quote everyone can quote, and ofcourse the song! WHO YA GONNA CALL???


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 8

Ac-1D

I am the keymaster are you the gatekeeper?


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 9

Imaldris

affirmative


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 10

Ac-1D

excellent, then let's allow our heathen god to enter our dimension, raise the dead and destroy new york


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 11

Imaldris

sounds great, can we get martini's beforehand? I have problems destroying when i'm parched and sober


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 12

Ac-1D

of course, there's always time for a martini


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 13

Imaldris

Key Master and Gatekeeper call a brief

*INTERMISSION* from this forum

it's MARTINI TIME!


I can eat your mind cos I'm a telespoon

Post 14

Ac-1D

17 martinis later and destruction is a breeze...


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