h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

then at least the little girls will be safe. I think that it was my bloodshot morning eyes that scared the blighter away. I look like a nasghul in the mornings.
(I wonder what nasghuls look like in the mornings. probably like a nasghul with mussy hair and a night's stubble)

I would assume that nasghuls look very nasghully in the morning. You know like the epitome of nasghulness. A nasghul in the morning is the basis for all stereotypes of culture around the nasghul I bet, and it's probably starting to make them grumpy by now which would also give them a nasghul like appearance as they are nasghuls.

yes funny that. maybe they look better in the mornings. you know they wake up looking like jason priestly after a good 6 hour session at a health spa and they have to go through their morning routine of uglifying themselves.
I can't go out to a café like this, horace, I look great...

mmm...you sure do, marcel, let us throw piles of dung over our heads and see if that helps...can't go out looking like jason priestly again, you remember how they pulled you onto the set of 90210 and screamed their faces off when they saw how dastardly grotesque you looked at dinner time. I think Marcel and Horace homosexual nasghuls...

are there any female nasghuls? I think they must all be homosexuals...
bet they don't have to deal with too much homophobia though...

OH, what Marcel you are a homo? Why what a coincidence, I just happen to be a homo too...lets go #$%@&^#& that part was censored due to disgression on nasghul television. Yup I think you are correct, no homophobia....

great homophobia scene in american beauty. I say no more if you haven't seen it but you should cos it's good value.

oh, i know i know, everyone keeps telling me to see it, but i'm poor, i'll wait til its on HBO. But then again who knows my friend works at the theatre at the mall so i can probably still get free tickets, maybe i'll try. My sister is a homosexual. She's the best!

the best homosexual, the best sister, or the best homosexual sister?
I experimented when younger but am fairly straight now. my X girlfriend had a gay friend who was all over me much to her (and my) disgust. he was a bit too full on for me...
I find homophobes so funny because their fear is so ridiculous and it usually goes beyond other phobias like spiders or being chased by wolves on lino floors.

the best sister.
I have to admit that i've been a bit hazy myself in the past, I would have to say my main attraction is to men, however I refuse to call myself by any name(hetero homo bi whatever!), just incase my actions display things to the contrary on occasion
Homophobes are strange, intolerance is disturbing, I think perhaps I'll become a hairophobe and fear all people who have hair. Which means i fear myself, take a razor to my head and i'll have to hang out with mr clean, the ghost of teli sevalis, stone cold steve austin, and sinead, so back to the therapist with me.

I wonder if there is a psychological term for the irrational fear of oneself. that would be a hellish phobia. as far as I know I don't have any irrational fears, just perfectly rational ones like being chased by a heard of crazed llamas and running out of pot and alexei sayle (who has no hair).

(imephobia) I think on occasion i have an irrational fear of myself, but i'm not sure why, nor would i know how to explain it....................... Crazed llamas is a very rational fear, if you didn't fear them what would you have? An irrational non fear of crazed llamas? That could amount to trouble or death by hoof.

yes I have quite an irrational fear of yourself, as well.

I think it is because you are possessed by the devil, but it might be nothing.

I'm actually hoping to be mephisotopheles or something when i go to hell. I'm actually possessd by crippling abdominal pain. I think think they could make an official position for me. its great to hear that you have an irrational fear of myself, it's because i'm a crazed llama isn't it?

what is the pain to which you make reference? is it the acid sting of indigestion? the cold numb ache of hunger? or perhaps the burning hyper-lactation of a body that has just run several laps of their particular academic establishment in the hopes of avoiding pusuit by the screaming underlings of nether yeeblom?

I am afraid of you because I'm a book.

lactation???excuse me Mr Ac-1D? Mmm... hyper something (not lactation thankyou) maybe........If you were a book you would have to fear dog ears from me also not just kidnapping...and garbage diving. Yup i like to sever dogs ears and paste them on to the outsides of my books. possession, I actually have a small demonic creature in my stomach that pokes me constantly in hopes that he will escape for a while to sing showtunes on tabletops...i'm abusing dot dot dot etc now. There is clearly a problem.

damn this stupid medical certificate they sent me from the university of weety bicks is worthless. I didn't the sudden build up of mammary milk but rather the burning sting of lactic acid overflowing thru the aching muscles of the hapless prey of evil librarians...

I am scared because I am a book about dogs.