h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 WEll well well. here i am once again in albany. Been here a few weeks now and I am finding it odd once again. I've worked at mci wroldcom during the summer and it sucked my asshole out. I am a spineless jellyfish now submitting and bowing to all I find despicable. But no really life is better than that. I actually have just sat around waiting for a job to come to me while smoking pot and drinking. Not such a bad life. Hanging out with my friends but I just ran out of cash. So i figure I might start running a WHORE house. You see I have these slutty chics that live upstairs from me and I was thinking I could just pimp them out. I shall become a madame for extra change. Perhaps not. I don't understand why theyd be adverse to such a comment since they are nasty slutz anyways. Perhaps I wont tell them that they are my WHoRES now, perhaps I'll just send men up to them and not tell them why. ah, well, i'm going to find my self a stiff drink tonite. Then another than another. I'm stying to quit smoking to ack, help me its a cruel world!

Aaaah, yes, I well know the subtle, soul-destroying tortures of working for MegaCorps Inc.
I'm reasonably sure that you can only become a madam in this country by living in a Victorian gingerbread house, wearing a black utilitarian dress buttoned around your neck with a cameo, and affecting a Southern accent. (Pimps, on the other hand, can wear whatever the hell they want.)
Why not cut out the middle man/woman/person/entity and whore yourself? You should never ask an employee to do anything you wouldn't do. Before you seriously consider this, I suggest seeing the beginning of "My Own Private Idaho". Whenever I think about selling myself, that scene with River Phoenix and the big fat hairy guy makes me realize my bakery job isn't so bad after all.

I guess that's quite true. Thinking of My Own Private Idaho sorta makes me rethink the whoring business. But couln't I be a choosey whore. Like " uh, no no sir you're large and disgusting I think you better find yourself another whore tonite cuz I feel a sudden attack of herpes coming on. Buh bye now. " Those girls that live upstairs from me are whores anyways. Perhaps they wouldn't even notice a few guests in to their home? Or perhaps not. I'll make money somehow. Maybe even honestly. But I'll still be spineless. ack.

And just out of curiosity, which Albany would that be?

Albany, the capital of New York (US, Northern Hemisphere, top half, Earth) Bing. Why do you ask????

Because I lived in East Greenbush for a few years and then Troy for a year or so. Got my Master's degree from RPI.

However, I was fortunate enough to eventually escape