h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

jeezy creesy. i forgot my bbc login and havent been able to get in for a month or so! bleh. what torture.

right now ive moved. After summer wasting for a few weeks im now living with friend and his brazilian mom. (fabulous cook, she is)

otherwise we shall see. It's all open from hereon.

we are back.
I'm back from being disinterested by the sudden domination of this particular media and you are back from a spate of some strange (and unexplained) memory discrepancy.
I am now a bit more interested in this place when I think back to the h2g2 of our childhood. a happier time. a time of innocence before the eeb (evil empire broadcasters) came along.
whatever became of johnny geetar and other free minded people?
what will happen to h2g2 now that there is no longer any dignity or honesty left?

I will be watching and trying to get away with as much as possible because that is important!!!!

also yay for making the first step!!!!
go get 'em tiger.

email later

oy pup! my first step was quite a leap. but it feels good. you know...when something just feels ...right...like the culmination of all the odd other odd moments that were on their way to something else.

so you are home eh? how's that? how's miss karin and her mum?

hmm...yes h2g2 has turned into something other than it's old faboo self. i cant help but stay on to watch, i just love the old idea so much, that ill sit around in nostalgia, my lemonade getting rancid, waiting for the old world to come back.

i bet johnny guitar (peace to his merry confrontational soul...he made this world more fun) ran off somewhere where they still know the value of a good argument. poo!

viva dna

yes! email the c-girl. tell me whats up! (its still amazing to me..that we no longer are faceless here! thanks to h2g2 for that atleast!)

peace

"cheers" (raises martini glass containing slightly sour lemonade) "here's to the end of the world"

I read some of the gideon bible while we were in rarotonga. rather fast-moving plot but the characters are a wee bit stiff. anyway the end of the world must be nigh-on nigh.
nionionionion aha the onion is the secret vegetable. it is an omen.

everyone build bombshelters

You may be right.

I'll stock mine up with various puffables and drunkables. Who needs the end of the world? Celebrate insignificant events! YAY! my waffles done! Get out the champagne...(or the rancid lemonade)

the gideon bible eh? what's all that about? a fast plot!...in a bible...ah, oh...wait. what? i never thought it possible.

the question of the quest onion. hmm.

BANGARANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the onion has not struck as I predicted it would.
this is only a minor setback as world destruction is nonetheless imminent in the form of a rampaging global cow they are about to let go swimming in our gene pool.
actually we're up s**t creek and we have a month to decide whether to throw our paddle away.
on with the fungus

spores for everyone.

a month?? a month? if you threw the paddle, where would you throw it?

there are many bad things swimming in the gene pool. no lifegaurd. byofd (bring your own floatation device).

party in polythene. what else is vertical?

well ackshually we have 3 months before the s**t begins to rain down and we have scorpion stingers in our pigatos (say no! to pigato)...

I think I will use the paddle to help loosen the rectal cavities of some of the people on the royal commission of kissing ssa etaroproc who think that pigato technology should be "released carefully" the same way they carefully released the possums gorse weasels stoats rats blackberry californian thistle and pigs that are now extremely problematic pests in this country. these srekcuf diputs never learn

meanwhile life is a holiday, but I still can't find that damn monopoly square