h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How's your easter been so far?

I've been sick all over the loo so far, and it wasn't to do with chocolate. Midnight is definitely not the time to be ill!

I woke up to find the garden covered in snow. It was cool because it hasn't snowed for about two years down here

I hope you get better

Thanks, I'm better now. Weirdly i was better as soon as i'd finished being sick!

Got it out of your system, I suppose

Very true, better out than in... (quote from Shrek!)

I can't eat too much chocolate today though or i may be sick again.

I have tomorrow off from school so I'll eat most of them then

me too! But i've got revison to do, Ah well chocolates good for the brain, (if it isn't it is now!)

Chocolate is supposed to give you energy!!!

Excellent, now i've got a good reason to pig out!

But then you'll get hyper (trust me, I should know!!!)

I used to get hyper on orange juice.

My friend goes hyper on air. He takes a deep breath and then he goes crazy!!!

Are you sure he's not crazy anyway?

Well, we have ways to prove he was born without a brain. He got a fountain pen, stuck a ruler to it and ran around the classroom pretending it was an areoplane! And he wasn't a little 6 year old kid, he was 11!

But we all do that!

Next time, try getting sick in the loo. Nicer for whoever has to clean it up.

It's worse when you're sitting on the loo, suddenly realise you're going to vomit, spin around to get it into the toilet bowl, and succeed in spraying vomit on every wall in the room from the force of your angular momentum!

TRiG.

It turns out i actuallly managed to get sick in the loo, behind the loo and on three of the walls!