h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, but they do prove to be delectable culinary delights. . .perhaps the would prefer the rack of lamb/

I am coming to the conclusion about our enemy that they form a colective intelligence. when I try to interogate the haplass detained individual I recieve only a blank stare and the occasional bah {of course this could be a ploy}

When I turned my back on the prisoner he committed an act of flatulance. He than had the nerve to blame me. However my superior intellect allowed me to prove his charges were without merrit. {Thanks to 2 years at "The Jethro Bowdeans School Of I-vanced Thinken and Other Such Concerns" {Rates 3 stars with AAA}

When I turned my back on the prisoner he committed an act of flatulance. He than had the nerve to blame me. However my superior intellect allowed me to prove his charges were without merrit. {Thanks to 2 years at "The Jethro Bowdeans School Of I-vanced Thinken and Other Such Concerns" {Rates 3 stars with AAA}

Duck... You don't need to worry about being Gods gift to women!!!

You've got that "Chubby-whiteboy-animal-magnetism" thing working for you!!! Never forget your fellow "red-headed step-children" in arms against the evil dating scene.

That didn't seem to fit in where I wanted it to.

General T.

Back round check of Pico Jr.

Ranking officer in splinter group of SAOE called RLB. This group subscribes to the theory that sheep intelligence is linked to DNA manipulation and combination with human DNA. While minor ideological beliefs seperate this splinter group it may be in saoe's best intrest to bring RLB back into the fold. Possible intergration with SPAM may yeild a route viable to both. Suggest opening up a dialogue ASAP.

Please advise response

Report has been confirmed and talks have started.

And pico your posts always go to the end of the conversation nomater where you hit reply at. (how you liking all that sun your getting out there?)

Today i saw a serta commercail on one of the major networks. To my amazement it showed sheep having a lucid conversation with a couple about not having to count sheep any more. the commercal was a blatent attempt to portray sheep in a inocentttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttb44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444ttgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sorry fell asleep at post/strecting manpower then since the falsified and those wool thogs were issued with the new uniforms

Frist BN in position to strike. . .we are occupying hill 431 on eastern ridge if those in question. Sir give us the word and we will annihiliate the sheep scum... we have 5 batteries of MLRS at our disposal.

Report from RLB...

Hill 431 is extremely dangerous... Satellite photos show that there is high levels of radiation coming from something buried in the ground all around Hill 431... Be careful out there!

The Secret Squirrel

Don't worry about that. We had beans for dinner up here.

That would explain the reports of blue flames shooting into the night sky a few days back.

Yeup, fun with matches