h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Went there, did that (Rebecca West, 1913) ... Did I get in?

You did, actually, let me pull the link...

http://www.whatsthatline.com/votes/705.shtml

Thanks for the mention, Krissy!

That's all we need! A bath with a shameless plug...

Why not?  Just goes along with the shameless bathers.

...but only if the shameless plug is at the proper voltage - we could all get fried!

*runs and ducks, wondering why she's so obsessed with electrocution these days, runs smack into the linen closet*

Is running smack into the linen closet anything like running drugs into the L.A.? I ask merely for information.

D'oh! Ignore anything here that doesn't make sense (I type like a foreigner).

If we ignored anything that didn't make sense round here, we wouldn't be have to pay attention to very much.

Hear hear!! *ahem* Just getting excited 'bout nothin' 'cause there's nothin' else to do... Ooch! My head...

*hands Amanda a battery-operated ice-pack*

Don't worry... 3volts total.

Oh, dear. Another battery reference...

*looking up* Assault and battery?

*whomping Ant with a pillow* Your wish is my command! *whomping again*

Really Krissy? *trys to think of something obscure, goes off to ask Spartus for suggestions*

All this violence is really quite disturbing, it's no wonder "they" want to censor the Internet.

Suggestions? Um, might I suggest, "Really Krissy, why don't you stick the pillow up your nose, then try to hit me."

You might stun her into confusion and get a couple of licks in with the pillow before she recovers. Or you could just run away.

Pillow fights in the bathroom tend to get a bit messy... what with all the fethers and the water and the things... *thwap!* Oh.. and pitty the poor *thwap* plumber.

*WHOMP!* Well, now Spartus *WHOMP!* has gone and spoiled it by writing it here. *WHOMP* *WHAP* *WHOMP!* Any nose references will have me immediatly on alert! *WHAMP!!!* Aaaarrrggguuurrggggllle!!!! *SPLASH!!!*

*splutter* Damn that bathtub! Now my pillow's all soggy.

You mean you weren't stunned, even for a second?

*thwomp* Did someone *thwimp* mention *thwap* unarmed?


(Why do I get this feeling like I'm playing "Super Mario World" all of a sudden? )

Probably 'cause of all those mushrooms we ate.