h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sneaks into the Bathroom* The lounge seems a little crowded with all those people on the sofa. *Sings a little* Hmmm good reverberation.

*opens the door* oh erm, hi Ant. Sorry to disturb you. Um, I'll be off then. *closes door*

Hi Ant! You're not busy in here, are you? Oh, good.

*shuffles into the bathroom, squidges a rubber duck and a bath pillow into the shape of a bean bag chair, then when that doesn't work jumps up and down on them*

(jump)The bathrooms nice, yes, yes,(jump) lots of fluffy towels and bath...stuff (jump), but it'll be hard to watch movies in here (naddajump)...Wait, did we ever watch movies out "there"?

Nope. Not really. *sticks her head in* Hi there folks! If I bring Ant's Birthday Booze, can I hang out in the bathroom with you? *tucking herself up on the hamper and pouring tequila into plastic shot glasses*

'Manda? Want one?

Hey Ant, I saw Jonny come through here. Did he know there was a party?

*Bursts in*

Hey, I saw someone come in here with a large bottle of tequila. I don't care if we are interrupting Ant now, all I care about is the tequila. I've got some strawbettries to make margarita, if anyone's interested.

*peeking nose inside door* oooh yummy strawbettries!!!

Um, pardon, how big is this bathroom? Shouldn't we be in a foyer or something? Perhaps a drawing room. I like to draw.

Didn't Kate mention something about a truly fantastic closet or something? Or was that the old place?

Oh--almost forgot. *throws beetle some crayons* Go at it.

Can someone pour me a drink? I haven't had a proper strawbettry margarita in, well, ever.

*Armed with re-inforced cocktail shaker*

Strawbettry margaritas all round! Who'd like a raspbarny garnish with theirs?

The closets at the new place are a fair bit smaller than the former place. But hey, the living room makes up for it, especially in its current furniture-free state.

Hey, has anyone seen my blender?

*Innocently* Um, no...

*stands akimbo*

Oh really? What's that noise, then, eh?

Sorry. That was me. I've been trying to perfect my "Appliance Impersonation" skills. Wanna hear me do an electric toothbrush?

Are you sure "impersonation"?

Do you take requests?

Sorry, Jonny; would you prefer "Objectification"?

And beetle, I take requests but you probably don't want to know what I do with them...

*perk* ... Are there any strawberries left? *nibble*

And I'm reminded of an OOC quote (nickname's disguised to protect the guilty):

"Nick1 offers Nick2 a strawberry if he comes."

(Yadda hadda been there. )

We seem to have had a never-ending supply of strawbettries ever since Ant ate a sofa. Tuck in.

*cough* Uh..maybe I don't want any. I'll just have a gin & tonic, thanks.

*queak* ... *nibble*

Strawberries are one of life's little pleasures.