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DECLARATION OF WAR
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Started conversation Oct 17, 2002
***a group of earmice in flying whiskey glasses enter through the window and drops a note before exiting from hence they came***
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" greetings vogon. I am Zok Zimmerman, the offical intergalactic bellhop of the thingites, grand high poobah of the way of sporks, keeper of earmice, high inquisitor and hunter of the suffaron magistrate, private of the terran army, physical trainer of the harem and engineer of the blood of zaphodistas, robot hunter, tribble peddler, and admiral of the armada of absudity. i feel as if it is my duty to inform you, you are a vogon, that we have started an invaison of your homeworld.a371017 i believe are the coordinates...just ry and stop us.
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 29, 2002
*Five CGE rifflemen beam into the room, with a large bird wearing a golden fleece with Admiral Articuno written on it*
The CGE has also decleared war, surrender now or later, after we've beaten your people up!!!
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Oct 29, 2002
Dear oh dear, war? Are you sure whatever the problem is cant be settled over a nice hot cuppa 
?
Or am I going to have to threaten you with some of my poetry?
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 30, 2002
*puts on headphones*
Do your worst!!!
*acccepts *
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Terran Posted Feb 17, 2003
Good god! is it over yet? I don't think I could take another few months of that !
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Feb 17, 2003
Errr, not to worry, truce was called ages ago... guess you just didnt hear about it 
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F F Churchton Posted Feb 17, 2003
Well after the Vogons, it was the anarchists, then after that the terran civil war came. So I'm sick of war now, lets talk about peace.
I apologise for any offence, insults, attacks, acts of terrorism commited on my behalf against the Vogons and the Terrans!!!
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Feb 17, 2003
Timely and welcome words indeed 
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Terran Posted Feb 17, 2003
I concur 
... just please - no more poems about Plurled Globblochets .... please 
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Feb 17, 2003
Well you'll find no such poems from posts... afraid I cant speak for the other vogon poets around here tho
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Feb 17, 2003
Well you'll find no such poems from my posts... afraid I cant speak for the other vogon poets around here tho
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F F Churchton Posted Mar 3, 2003
Long as the leader poetmaster tells them to consider stopping, it's good enough for me!!!
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- 1: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 17, 2002)
- 2: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Oct 21, 2002)
- 3: F F Churchton (Oct 29, 2002)
- 4: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Oct 29, 2002)
- 5: F F Churchton (Oct 30, 2002)
- 6: Terran (Feb 17, 2003)
- 7: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Feb 17, 2003)
- 8: F F Churchton (Feb 17, 2003)
- 9: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Feb 17, 2003)
- 10: Terran (Feb 17, 2003)
- 11: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Feb 17, 2003)
- 12: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Feb 17, 2003)
- 13: F F Churchton (Mar 3, 2003)
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