h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes still breathing so here's another go at a journal entry.
It is depressing to see that nothing has changed. Flesh eating bacteria man is still my main source of misery though in addition there is the hairless man unfortunately defoliated by friendly fire herbicides in VietNam which led to every hair on his body leaving the planet. The peculiar thing is that he likes me. I wish I liked him more. He is quite attractive despite his disconcerting smoothness. I was going to write alopecia then I was humiliated to find that I cannot spell that word.
Last year we got three inches of rain. This year it has been raining since July. We got two inches in an hour and my house flooded. My house is made of mud, adobe mud, so being flooded has no doubt accelerated the erosion of the walls. Mice and vinegar bugs escaped into the dry bits of my house. When I got in bed a couple days ago I met a mouse tucked in quite comfortably. I am a Buddhist but sorry I put down poison. Now my house smells like dead mice but I can't find their poor tiny bodies. I am genuinely sorry but life is cheap I fear.