h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is not something i really want to do!

it doesn't matter how much you love someone - is it worth it? Do i ever want someone in my house, in my bed!! judging everything i do and occasionally telling me the verdict when the resentment has built up to breaking point? do i have to fit in with someone else's routines or go on their choice of holiday? do i want to never be able to order in pizza because they don't like it or have to watch the news sixteen times a day because they do? do i ever need to be told the way i ought to be or the way i am by another human being? do i ever want to have to only associate with the people that are "approved"? NO NO NO NO. Love has nothing to do with it! 

But hey, there are plus points too. Like if you want to talk to someone, or you're bored, or lonely, or just fancy a bit of how's your father etc. think about it. Blokes and women are like jigsaw pieces- some were meant to go together, but if you get the wrong two you spend forever trying to hammer them together and it all ends in tears (or beers, if you prefer).