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What is the matrix....
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Started conversation Oct 6, 2001
How do I join the manifesto to re-name Thursday, "Thing"?
You know the question just as I did.
What is the Spork?
They're out there, they are looking for you and they will find you and when they do, I don't now what they are going to do.....
Knock, Knock Xuffla....
Sorry- couldn't resist a quick matrix pastiché. 
My name is Clive and I guess I am in charge on the Campaign. I ran across you posting in the underpass just now, unfortunaely time-zones and stuff and I was sleeping at the time. But if you would like to sign up please choose a title, anything, the wackier the better, I'll bang my gabble here, and then add you onto the roster and grant you your one and only genuine Titanium Spork.
Clive 
What is the matrix....
Xulffa The Magical Being, Keeper of Broken Felt-Tips with Splayed Ends Posted Nov 14, 2001
Hilloo Clive if that IS your real name. Which I doubt. You can't fool me you know for I KNOW ALL. I AM IN CHARGE OF THE UNIVERSE AS YOU KNOW IT, AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, AS YOU DON'T.
Knock knock, "Clive"...I have my eye on you...my spies are watching you and your flying ostriches...nothing is how it seems...nothing is but what is not...be VERY WARY of anything that is blue or has the colour blue in it for example green...yes...be very careful INDEED...
Anyway. Post something else on my thingy or something...
Where is your space?
What is the matrix....
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 14, 2001
Shhh - you'll blow my cover!
You may find me here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U113478 - or just click on my name.
Clive
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