h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi. I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, Keeper of the Golden Bail, 42, all things shiny and quite a lot of money. My friend is Little Miss Ford Prefect
You may have heard of her. No, you have heard of her, she told me about u.
Please write back.
I don't know ne1 around here
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Zaphod

Wow, THE Zaphod Beeblebrox? *Bowing 'till I cough in the dust on the ground*
It's an honour, really... I doesn't have such an impressing introduction, Tilly (Researcher 172209) here, keeper of newly discovered words (so if you find any, keep in mind they're mine)

Here, let me me serve you: Would you rather , or ? Okay, all three of them.

To the new friendship! *empty mine very fast into the nearest flower pot*

Oh, Tilly..

I'm sure Zaphod wouldn't have minded downing your's aswell instead of losing it to the ground!!




thanx for puttin me on your friends list
aslong as it's official

bybye
lmfp
ps..
do you think they'll let me be keeper of runaway chesterfield sofas ?!?!?

Ahhhhhh. That's better. Mmmmmmmm
Sorry. had a light snack + accidentally got drunk.
Hi! Yes, I would like to drink yours, give it here re. littlemissfordprefect's kind remark
WHAT? You threw it in the flowerpot????
Ah well, I'll just have another 1, 2 make up!!!!!! and another just to see where that 1n went and all the one's before that cos I don't feel drunk yet!
ah! THAT'S BETTER

feeeeeeeeeeeow! hey? there are 2 of u????????
Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow
Bye
Zaphod