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Peta

And then there were six...

Ashley and Sam have got off to a great start... They are both totally nuts...Sorry guys, but well, you know, that's the way it is, right?

Because the room's so full and we are all so excitable and noisy, we've had to introduce a few management techniques,to control the volume a bit. Practising management techniques, in the Editor's office of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Are we serious? Well, no. Mark and I were in the pub and got talking. As you do... We've now introduced the 'Barbie system'. I brought in a load of naked Barbies, and a few Kens. Everyone had to pick one, and dress it and put it on their desk. If your Barbie is sitting up, people can talk to you. But if your Barbie is lying down, she's asleep, which means that you mustn't be interrupted. So if you ever come into h2g2, you'll know why Mark has a Barbie on his desk...

Mark's Barbie is wearing ripped see-through pink knickers, BTW smiley - winkeye


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Jimi X

You're all completely looney!! smiley - smiley But, of course, that's why we all love you!


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msmonsy

i love the barbie idea!! smiley - bigeyes wonder if it will work in my home?? nah, too many munchkins running about...they would just steal it for their own playtoy and i'd never see it again smiley - winkeye
monsy smiley - fish


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Researcher 99947

I can only imagine what tortures Shim is putting his Barbie through........


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beetle, return of

That's how professional management works, eh? Now we know what to get you for christmas, Barbie accesseries


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Peta


We need a few more pairs of knickers... Mine's not wearing any because we ran out..smiley - winkeye


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beetle, return of

I bet that isn't on the job application...

Employee is responsible for supplying their own barbie knickers...


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Post 8

Spartus

It's usually on my applications. Odd. That's always there, as well as the stipulation that I own a frog. I've gotta stop working for ex-hippies... smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

beetle, return of

Someday ui may be an ex-hippy, altough i must say, i've never owned tie-dyed clothes...

however, my ties have animals on them...


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Post 10

Spartus

Are they tough to feed?


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beetle, return of

I just have to soill something on the tie, then poof... all eaten.


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beetle, return of

That should have read spill, not soill

stuipd key jumping around again...


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Post 13

Peta

It could be arranged smiley - winkeye

The TDV employment contract currently reads:

Dress code: wear some. smiley - smiley


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beetle, return of

*puts on a sun dress and a big floppy hat*

How many of these are we supposed to wear then?


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Post 15

Menza

So long as you don't start wearing the Barbie knickers I think it matters too much, so long as you are decent. smiley - winkeye


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