h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Floating high above the Land of Peace (A.K.A. the Land of Nowhere) is a large, very large, building. To describe what it looks like from the outside would be too much trouble so you'll just have to use your imagination.]

[The inside, however, looks much like any science lab. With science equipment everywhere, this is odd because what stinkywigfiddle does here is hardly a science. Big computer monitor screens line the walls. The ones that are already working show different areas of h2g2 and their activity.]

[Stinkywigfiddle himself can be found here at any time, studying h2g2 and it's inhabitants. He has big plans, unfortunately he's not sure what most of them are. He just knows he is onto something important and wishes someone would tell him what it is.]

[Stinkywigfiddle wanders around the observatory] [Moves to monitor # 302 to check out the new users.] http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/NewUsers Stinkywigfiddle: Hmm... [Turns dial for monitor # 3206. Different images flash on the screen] http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Team http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F65289?thread=106849 http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U42 Stinkywigfiddle: *sigh...* [Switches transport booth to a random location and steps inside] http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A494291 [Disappears]

[Reapears]

[Looks at monitor # 39027]
Stinkywigfiddle: That looks like a good place to go. A beach and whaterworks.

[Types in the location for the transport booth and steps in]
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A208676

[Disapears again]

[Returns, dripping wet]

Stinkywigfiddle: I think I will call it a day.

[Heads off for bed]

[Returns from his drinks counter at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F24306?thread=117855]

[Looks at monitor # 55055] http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A536807 Crime Fighting Unit 6 [Monitor # 1234] http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A133066 Greece. Not much going on there. [Monitor #9284433] http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F19585?thread=76493 Jokes. [Turns from monitors] Stinkywigfiddle: So far I'm not getting anywhere. This isn't helping. I need a better computer, or know better what I'm doing. {thinks} Stinkywigfiddle: Who can I find to help?

[connects his computer to the h2g2 search engine]
Stinkywigfiddle: *ahem* Computer...

Computer: Hello? Yes?

Stinkywigfiddle: Search for entries on parties would you.

Computer: Can do.

Searching

Results found.

A270046 Beach Party, Galveston Island, Texas, USA Edited 61%
A491708 Zip Zap Boing! - A Party Game Edited 54%
A61831 LAN Parties Edited 49%
A200935 Throwing Parties Edited 49%
A264368 Parties and the Generation Gap Edited 49%
A280829 Socialism Edited 49%
A506341 Libertarianism Edited 48%
A330878 BYOB Edited 47%
A288407 Margaret Thatcher Edited 46%
A545159 A Dominatrix and Her 'Dog' Edited 46%
A302211 Alfred Packer - the Colorado Cannibal Edited 45%
A231760 Greebo's Party!!! - 43%
A252000 Party!!!! - 43%
A308134 h2g2's Virtual First Birthday Party. - 43%
A296381 Virtual Birthday Party Preparations - 43%
A546400 The Ideology of the Australian Labor Party - 43%
A2124 Cocktail Sticks Edited 41%
A261721 A Guide to Restaurant Service Edited 41%
A269273 Dirty Piscitelli Edited 41%
A381494 PARTY!!!!

Computer: Would you like to see more?

Stinkywigfiddle: No, that will do for now.

Computer: More results on the way.

A399675 50th Guardian Angel Party Extravaganza !!! - 40%
A414073 the End-of-the-World Party! - 40%
A529760 Weevil Welcome Party - 40%
A510922 The Dystopian Novel Edited 37%
A230950 Party round at Santa's - 37%
A467129 Christmas Party - 37%
A405154 Celery holds Press Conference, Party, and Dinner - 37%
A516917 The Party for the Passing of the 42nd Day - 37%
A511444 The Inter-Galactic Communist Party - 37%
A498008 Psychiatrist (A Party Game) - 36%
A296372 h2g2 Birthday Party - 34%
A296417 Cleaning the Virtual Party Venue - 34%
A286049 Party Time!!!!!!! - 34%
A309232 party - 34%
A421705 The Party Room - 34%
A421912 A Wedding Party for Doug and Ginger - 34%
A550243 Late to the party - 34%
A499665 NEW YEAR PARTY - 34%
A261019 The Won Kei, London, UK Edited 33%
A261884 Myers Briggs Type Indicator Edited 33%

Stinkywigfiddle: I'm already AT the active parties. What happened to all the parties there used to be around here?

Computer: May I suggest that you start your own?

Stinkywigfiddle: Yes, I've thought of that. But it's a lot of trouble starting a party. How would I get people to come? Besides, I'm no host, I'd throw a terrible party.

[Walks over to the transport booth, types in the location http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A200935, Throwing Parties, and steps inside]
[Disappears]


[Reappears later with a deffinate plan]

Stinkywigfiddle: I'm going to thow my own party! I need to go back to last Saturday.

Are there any conclusions to the H2G2 world, or is it a unrelated joining of peoples with no seeming connections, except within the H2G2 itself, or maybe thats the connection, well, you got the equipment...

Why, hello.
I wasn't expecting company.
I'm afraid I haven't come to any conclusions yet.

I'm having trouble.
I... I can't remember what it was I was hoping to find.
Too much time and space travel I think. And way too much on my mind.

I'm old before my time.
What am I rambling on about. Here, have a seat.

[Realizes that there are no seats]

Computer, materialize a seat please.

Computer:{You got it.}

[A big red comfy chair materializes between them]

Hey computer.

{You rang?}

Could you send an invitation to my party to everyone in h2g2?

{Hmm, I dunno... Personalized invitations?}

Well, with the person's name would be nice.

{I'll see what I can do. This may take some time though.}

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Glad to have you join the party, but the party isn't here.
It's here http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A568848

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I am a fish........

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I best get back to work.

*sigh*

What's another hundred years without sleep?

Like sifh out of water
hundred years without sleep
is meaningless
in context of expanding universe
and endothermic versus exothermic hell
as fly to water, so head to sleep
counting H2G2 posts, or bo beep and sheep

An eternal age, posting H2G2
at the end of the day thread has worn through

posting and pasting, cut crack WHIP
snap fish, swim swim swim swim.....
Sleep never I lie...

night night...