h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is a rhyming slang alphabet and it is probably fairly dynamic but the parts I can remember went as follows:

hay's for horses
Bees for honey
seas for ships

'e's for me (he is)
f for vescence
q for everything
t for two
u for me
etc etc

Any contributions?
Also only the first word of the rhyme was used.
e.g. I was walking down the frog (frog and toad=road)

Is it just my imagination, or do most Cockneys just talk a load of Jacksons?











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