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The police have taken the mail stealing seriously as it is apparently a borderline arrestable offence and we have a crime number. We have to wait now to see what is decided by the CIU? I think it is what used to called CID..someone here may know
So (may he rot in hell)landlord may be in for a surprise this week. I have written to the court as they may be in receipt of stolen property i.e. the letters.Nessie is a bit worried previous landlord may try to get her but JK is coming to stay on Saturday for 3 weeks, so a man in the house should be a deterrent. If he, landlord, does turn up I may just accidently trip and empty the cat tray over his head
Tommorrow is the end of term and I have 4 weeks off
I am so tired and so fed up of having this bad cold.I've really stuggled to get into work these last few days. Hopefully the time away from work should help get rid of it.
JK says he is going to make me rest for a couple of days and not let me do anything....I am not good at being a patient it may not be easy for me to sit and do nothing.
to all,hope everyone is having a good day

you deserve a good brake
...landlords do not mess with my good friends...wonders if the landlord like porridge...

Make the man wait on you hand and foot,and I hope all else goes well,and good luck pursuing(sic)your case.Take care until we talk next.

*puts poison in the landlords porridge*

HE wwas reading you letters!!!!

I didn't think it was a borderline arrestable offence, I thought it was definitely an arrestable offence! It's the 'Royal' Mail, after all. And in these days of identity theft I would have thought they take it extremely seriously.

not only is it arestable if they are inportatnt bank letter he could have his accounts marked as a possibal faraudster tha makes life diffacult.