h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I came to work on MOnday...to find no door on the gents toilets and no seats in the ladies toilets ..the rugby club obviously won again..sigh...it took the cleaners two days to clean up.....the culprits were not repentant... and to be honest I had trouble keeping the "look angry "face on
Tuesday..goes in the IT suite..the students have attached their playstation to the interactive white board and are playing on..cos it makes a great TV screen. I had confiscated the lead last week..all to no avail. Tell them the principal will eat them alive if he catches them on his new toy...sigh
Wednesday.....skated to the bus stop on the black iceAt work I need a revolving door as it has never shut for more than 5 seconds today.Taught a chinese student about english tenses whilst eating my lunch...not recommended Plus she calls me Linseed..those who know my real name will find it very funny.
Thursday...6.30am baggins throws up on the arm of the settee and it drips on oedipus . The resulting chaos almost made me miss the bus to work... sigh....
Ok so what will Friday bring?...
to all. Hope you are all having a good week.

leaves a and meows 12 times.

My,but we have been busy!!I do hope that the chaos quiets down to a dull roar and that you keep your precious sense of humor..you need it. Hope to speak sometime soon. and a to clean up the damage.

Linseed
That's lovely.

Give those s a tickle from me

I just wanna know what happened on Friday...

Friday was Chaos with a capital K the boss and I were shell shocked by 6pm and she gave me a lift home.....I am soo tired this morning good thing I am at home. I should have brought some work home but decided I needed a break. I remember I started to eat an apple a lunchtime and by the time I got back to it , it was all brown so went out for the birds.At one point my boss rang me and said I've put the kettle on ..lets try and get a whilst we can....needless to say we drank it whilst working
The principal is away at a meeting for a few days...hence our having to do everything....I even remembered where the spare glasses were when the student bar staff couldn't find them....I am too good for this job but I am going to see personnel about a pay rise I think.
I just love it though...I love the students even the ones that drive me to bang my head on the wall.

the students gave a new hobby
...do not do it too often...your head might be flat as pancake.

Glad you're enjoying the job - but don't let them wear you out completely