h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

tickets taht is... flight tickets for me What could possibly go wrong... departing on the 23rd December to return.... err... on the 11th Jan if I booked it right I best get some winter clothes
Flying from Cambridge airport though, which saves hours and hours of travel into London and through underground etc, to Hethrow I guess... and, that'll make it easier... I hope
Must ensure I get a letter from the so I'm allowed on the plain wth injectible hydrocortisone and stuff damn... guess I oughta leave some of my metalwork bangles, necklaces, collars, chainmail, etc, behind, as that might be ... awkward through security its bad enough trying to get into the MRI scanner thesedays
in otter news, I think my new fur stole arrived today.
but.
randomly. and just to convince me I'm losing my sanity (OK what little I had anyhow),
the postman.
threw my parcel.
onto my neighbours balcony. I. kid. you. not.
tried to rescue it earlier, but no one came to the door, when I rang the neighbours doorbell... shall try again tomorrow to retrieve it Hmm... unless... of course, that wasn't the new fur stole, but was the new err... undergarments I ordered... from Australia... mind, I useually know when anything from overseas arrives; as I inevitably get clobbered for the £8 handling charge, and the tax hope that arrives son too... finally got refunded for the linen jacket that never arrived, off of EBay, so must find somethign else gorgeous to buy instead