h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*twirls*

new trousers....
black....
100% linen...
size 14, and not remotely tight on me

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maybe my theory was right...- I might have put two stone on... but its all on my .... chest

talking of which... must get a new bra... for once in my life I've an actual genuine reason for wearing one now and... actually... there is a notable.... err... 'bounce' in em if I'm not wearing a bra and run up or down the stairs etc

now... where's my new green linen jacket?! that was ordered before the trousers....... Two blouses on their way to me too, a rassberry linen blouse, and a 'candy stripe' linen blouse too

Life is both too short for boring baths, and for not 100% linen clothes

Guess I@ll just make do with the red jacket today, with the beading on it... that's kinda gorgeous actually, and not linen, though judging by the feel of it, and its being 100% lined, I'm guessing the six quid or so it cost in the charity shop, doesn't represent its 'on rail' price tag when new... mind, doesn't really look like its ever been warn... - its sporting my silver broach we also got from the charity shop.

It might have taken me 30..... soemthign years to get here, but I think 'drag queen' was always my real vocation in life
now... just to persuade William that I can wear skirts in public, and he won't get.... embarased by it ... (well anymore embarassed than he is already by me).

May wear the purple feather boa today.

talking of which, William here soon, and off to the cavens of Lush; predicted £40 or £50 spend for this week, as I need more moisturiser I think, along with more bath bombs, and bath melts, and maybe some coconut shower stuff


didn't sleep last night. more than a couple hours anyhow...

keeping going so far with a combination of caffine and hydrocortisone and bouncyness at arrival of new trousers

just brekfasted on bacon and eggs, and crumpets.... following on from supper at about 1 AM, which was bacon and crumpets

Gorgeous bath last night bath bomb, and a bath melt, dreamcream moisturiser and pure coconut oil moisturisations after today sporting my new perfume which is kinda gorgeous actually if so damn expensive but... its only money... pah... I've still not touched the £13K I randomly discovered in the bottom of my wardrobe, mid-way through chemo... still can't believe I was abscent minded enough to have randomly forgotten I had that sitting in a building society account... and that whilst my mind was.... theoretically working

Randomly yelled 'shurt up', along with a sutiable explective out of the window earlier. -= the street went quiet! haa! moi? Moi? yeh... since I had this testosterone injection, the new octives lower in my voice... I'm so* butch me...

neuropathy in fingers, and both hands, kinda odd again... sort of seems to be worse sometimes than at others... left arm may be settling down a bit; so really really hoping that the extra neuropathy there, was a result of the abses, not of radiation dammage to teh bracchial plexus... the former would I imagine tend to be something that would pass with time, whereas the latter is something that tends to just get worse with time, until the entire nerves to the arm are wrecked

Still not entirely sure this is reality though. Which does.... provide at least a certain delight in my ability to walk about and not even be able to feel the ground beneath my feet anymore, even if soemtimes I am walking down the road, whilst in a swimming pool full of trecle.

seriously. weird. sometimes. often, very much so. But, whilst there's more weird left to discover.... I've gotta keep on discovering it

Charity shop rescue!

three quid something... for a gorgeous soft blouse...
not sure actually what matterial it is... its purple too!
Hmmm.... actually my love of getting bargins like that probably explains partly how I forgot the £13K building society book that was hiding in the bottom of the wardrobe - I recon its genetic... definatly get that from my Dad I mean... a really nice, as new blouse, for less than a pint of beer?! - I say nearly new; it might actually be brand new/not warn; you know those little plastic sort of peg slips things, they have on new shirts/blouses?: as I hung the blouse in the wardrode, I noticed it had one left on it!

Just saw some green linen trousers on EBay... but... thinking maybe I should get a size smaller this time... maybe a 12 to 14... feel 12 might be pushing it... perhaps...

I seem to get smaller below the waist... (oi, stop sniggering.... 'they're' getting bigger thanks to the testosterone ) as I get larger above the waist... especially my chest Hope my sense of balance stays good... - I might topple over

they made me do it I ... maybe just bought some black leather trousers.... err... I'm sure they're a really essential practicle item, what with weather of winter arriving any moment at these deshevled shores
Ten pin bowling tomorrow night... and I've not even decided what to wear yet