h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

as in. not finding. the right word.

I'm getting quite good at it. Some people.... possibly those who prefer cupcakes, probably think I was already quite atuned, neigh even export at this, some time ago. But; I've definately gotten butter.

I think we need a plaice to keep the best of them, as I notice them.

Today's, sofa has to be, an early one, this morning, I sent to W, in a TXT. I honstly hae no idea what I was aiming for.



"Ospray of odd"

Nothing sadly, quite as epic as ospray of odd today. Though it did take an aweful long while earlier, for me to recall the name of the hot air blowing thing for drying hair. I was convinced it started with the letter 's' . - hairdryer of course

Best go take some drugs, then throw a matress outside onto the street I guess, after a cup of camomile tea, of course was ment to hunt down my bag earlier, to pack; opened the cupboard, and was utterly overwealmed by the cupboards contents; I think I've thrown extra junk in there at some point, which I can't recall doing. Then relaised I can't recall what the rucksack I'm looking for feels or looks like. then. just coudln't cope so closed the cupboard.
then I tried to do it again, first breathing for a while, and kinda meditating. and got overly distrcated by that... can't be bothered to find teh rucksack now, will do that in the morning instead. My brain's so rubbish now right. drugs. camomile tea, throwing a matress out onto the pavement. sorted.

Nothing, epic, so far today. but yesterday was good

as well as often finding the wrong word, I do seem to increasingly mishear words, say on the wireless, in... somwhat insane ways; as in, my brain ain't so quik to tell me, that the word I just hearsd, isn't of course, what I thought it was...

so. yesterday;

"declaration of gnomes" - which was, I think "declaration of no" ... (news item about Greece....).

Then, also yesterday;

talking of triagnles, err triangles, I was dicing up some jyarlsberg cheese, into cubes, thence into triangles, to go into the salad I made;

Isophanes err isophaneeze err, isophaneese triangles.... was the world word I got... err,, isophanes sounds like some ancient greek philospha err,..... isopha.... isophalise.... triangles? My brain is ruined. luckily. all the bits of it, connected with sexual innuendo, filth, and pervertedness seem to function as they used too, if not better. so... really.... I'm not sure how important the missing bits of thinking are

Today I'll mainly be.... wearing silly shorts, putting a new ribbon in my increasingly vanishing hair, and being irradiated. well. everyone needs a hobby. oh. and havin sex, I hope. having W staying here for whe whole tree weeks of radiotherapy may have its advantages oh. eck. - now, what shall I tell the radiotherapist is....if ... they happen to ask say... for a random example... about the ... bruising if I had any... on my chest oh. eck. now. where did the flogger go