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*PUSHES THE BUTTON*

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SO. THAT DID POST. DAMNIT. EVEN TEH COMPUTER IS AGAINST ME WRITING ANYTHING REMOTELY SENSIBLE AND.... LIKE INNIT oH WELL... i'LL TRY POSTING THE ACTUAL* JOURNAL ENTRY AGAIN, WHEN i NEXT TURN THE LAPTOP ON (SAVED IT TO NOTEPAD, LUCKILY, TOOK AGES TO WRITE, AFTERALL, LAST NIGHT..... ok, EARLY HOURS THIS MORNING) AND, SO NOW, i'VE GOT THIS STUPID JOURNAL ENTRY INSTEAD, WHICH, IS JUST , LIKE A STILLY EMPTY ONE, RATHER THAN THE ... SORT OF ACTUALLY THROUGHT-THROUGH CAREFULLY (WELL BY MY STANDARDS) WRITTEN ONE, ABOUT... LIKE 'ACTUAL' 'STUFF' MAN, INNIT.

SO. WASTE NOT WANT NOT; OR, 'PUT A GALON TUB OF EELS, INTO THE HALF GALLON CONTAINER', AS MY GRADNMOTHER WOULD SAY. ALLERGILY.

FEAR i MAY BE TURNING INTO COUNT ARTHUR STRONG... DID AN EPIC GETTING WORDS MIXED UP THIS MORNING... SOMEHOW.... MANAGED TO COME UP WITH 'DILDO', INSTEAD OF 'PILLOW'. = LUCKILY THIS WAS ONLY ON TWITTER. , OR RATHER SADLY, IT WAS ONL ON TWITTER; JUST THINK OF THE AMUSEMENT FACTOR, WERE THAT MISTAKE MADE, SAY, FOR EXAMPLE, IN THE BEDDING DEPARTMENT AT jOHN lEWIS, OR ANY OTHER DEPARTMENT STORE, FOR THAT MATTER ALSO GOT THE WORD 'FRY' BY MISTAKE WHEN LOOKING FOR THE WORD 'DRY'. - YES, i PUT MY LAUNDRY IN TO FRY THIS MORNING, APPARENTLY

BIT OF AN ODD DAY SO FAR, LARGELY DUE TO ITS BEING SO NORMAL.

HOH YUS. WELCOME TO MY WORLD, WHER E 'NORMAL' IS ODD.... AND 'ODD' IS NORMAL. ITS LIKE A TOPSY TURVEY WORLD, A WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.

i KEEP THINKING ONE DAY THINGS WILL MAKE SENSE, 'LIKE THEY USED TOO', BUT, THE MORE i THINK ABOUT IT, THE LESS i'M CERTAIN, REALLY, ANYTHING EVER IN MY LIFE EVERY MADE ANY KIND OF 'NORMAL' SENSE OF SENSE, IN A NORMAL WAY ANYHOW.

sHOUTED 'LARD' AT THE KETTLE THIS MORNING, UNTIL i REALISED IT WASN'T BLILING BECAUSE i'D NOT TURNED IT ON.

dECIDED TO RISK MODIFYING MY RUGS AGAIN... TOOK 5 mg FOR BREAKFAST OF THE HYDROCORTISONE.... UPSHOT WAS i ACTUALLY GOT STUFF DONE THIS MONRING, WHICH WAS COOL, AND DIDN'T HAVE TO STUFF MYSELF WITH FOOD, TO ... KINDA DILUTE DOWN THE HUGE RUSH OF PEAK IN STEROIDS IN MY BLOODS... - TOOK DOWN SHOWER CURTAIN, AND PUT IT, PLUS TEH MASSIVE ACCRUED PILE OF TOWELS ETC., IN TO WASH; THEY'RE NOT IN THE FRYER NOW, DRYING. ERR. THEY ARE IN THE DRYER, NOW DRYING. ONE OF THOSE. i THINK.

ERR, THEN PUT THE NEW SHOWER CURTAIN UP, WHICH RANDOMLY CAME FREE WITH THE TEN MILLION S SQUIDS WORTH OF NEW BEDDING, PILLOWS (NOT DILDOS), AND DUVETS ETC, i BOUGHT.

SORT OF ... DROPPED A BIT, MAYBE A WEE BIT EARLIER, SO TOOK SECOND DOSE OF HYDROCORTISONE, A WEE BIT EARLIER THAN USEUAL

dRANK COFFEE FIRST THING, THEN TEA.

COOKED UP SAUSAGES, ATE HALF, HALF SAVED FOR TONIGHT. (i'M SO NOT HAVING THIS BEING OVERWEIGHT RUBBISH, SOD TEH STEROIDS, MY BODIES GONA START DOIGN WHAT i SAY NOW). - ALREADY LOST A BIT OVER 1 lB IN ABOUT A WEEK

ERR, BEFORE EATING, AND TAKING SECOND HYDROCORTISONE, CAME OVER... REALLY NAUSEIOUS.

YES.

THREE WEEKS AFTER THE FINAL INFUSION.

HAING HAD NO NAUSEA WHATSOEVER DURING ANY OF MY CHEMO.

WHAT... THE? - i CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT - ALMOST A SUFFICIENCY OF NAUSEA TO MAKE ME DASH UP TO THE BATHROOM.

EWGH. YUK. THAT IS A TRUELY HORRIBLE FEELING, i'M QUITE GLAD i DIDN'T GET THAT EVERY INFUSION FOR DAYS AT A TIME.

STOOD FOR A WHILE. LET THE NAUSEA WASH OVER ME, AND THEN TRANSFORM IT TO COOLOURS AND HEAT. AND IT VANISHED. ENTIRELY. HUZZAH. NO IDEA HOW i DO THAT. BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK FOR BOTH PAIN AND NAUSEA.

FEELING A BIT TIRED NOW THOUGH, SO MAY GO FOR A NAP THIS AFTERNOON; MAYBE WITH LOWER STEROIDS i'LL BE ABLE TO NAP... LIKE ACTUALLY SLEEP.

TOWELS NOW IN TO DRY. ERR, i ALREADY SAID THAT.

WAS GOING TO COMMENCE OPPERATION "iNSANE diy" THIS AFTERNOON; NEED TO PUT UP NEW CURTAIN RAIL, AND, i THINK THAT'LL BE SO.... AMUSING TO DO, GIVEN MY NEUROPATHY AND LACK OF COORDINATION.... WAS THINKING i'D BE SAFE, AND NOT RISK THE ELECTRIC PROPER DRILL, BUT USE THE HAND ONE INSTEAD... BUT... NOW i'M STARTING TO THINK IT MIGHT BE MORE EPICALLY AMUSING IF i JUST GET TEH ELECTRIC DRILL OUT INSTEAD HMM. MAYBE NOT... ITS PROBABLY BEST THE WINDOW RETAINS GLASS IN IT AFTERALL

MAYBE i'LL GO TURN THE LAPTOP ON SOON, PUT THE PROPER JORUNAL ENTRY UP, i WROTE LAST NIGHT... WHICH... i WAS KINDA HALF THINKING i'D NOT POST ACTUALLY.... AS ITS A BIT... ERR. SORT OF 'ME' ERR..... A BIT... SORT OF... ERR.... LESS FRIVELOUS THAN NORMALLY PERHAPS i AM... WHICH IS EITHER MORE ME, OR LESS ME, DEPENDING ON WHAT ME IS... WHICH, i DON'T THINK i'VE EVER KNOWN tbh HECK, AS SOMEONE ONE SAID, IF ANYONE TRUELY UNDERSTANDS ME, OR WHAT i'M SAYING, THEN THE UNIVERSE WILL IMMEDIATELY DISAPPEAR AND BE REPLACED BY SOMETHING EVEN MORE INEXPLICIBLE; THERE IS A THEORY THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED. BUT. YEH. THINK i'LL POST THE JOURNAL i WROTE LAST NIGHT/EARLY HOURS THIS MORNING.... ONCE i TURN THE LAPTOP ON... ASSUMING IT WILL POST THIS TIME

ooOOO. DAMNIT. AND, JUST NOTICED THIS MORNING - MY LEGS HAVE GONE STUBBLY i WAS... YOU KNOW... KINDA HOPING... ONE MIGHT GET SOME BENIFIT FROM CHEMO... AND THAT PERHAPS... LIKE i'D JUST KEEP THE PERFECTLY SMOOTH SKIN ON MY BODY DAMNIT. WITH CHEMO-INDUCED HAIR LOOSS, ON IT, PLUS THE AFFECTS OF THE lUSH STUFF, i REALLY DON'T THINK i'VE EVER HASD SUCH GORGEOUSLY SMOOTH SKIN, AND BOTH w AND i, KINDA APPRECIATED IT GONA BE A SHAME TO SEE THAT GO. - MAYBE i'LL HAVE TO TRY AN EPILATOR, OR JUST GO GET AN ALL-OVER BODY-WAX, ONCE A MONTH OR SOMETHING OO.... i WONDER... THE PAIN FROM WAXING MIGHT BE RAHTER NICE ACTUALLY... JUST IMAGINE ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS i COULD HAVE IN MY HEAD FROM THAT OOPS.

tHINK i'LL HAVE ANOTHER CUP OF FENNEL TEA, ITS LOVERLY AND BLUE AT TEH MOMENT, ITS TASTE IN COLOURS IN MY HEAD, THAT IS. i DO HOP ETHE SYNETHESIA ISN'T JUST ANOTHER CHEMO THING, THAT WILL VANISH AT SOME POINT, i'D KINDA LIKE TO KEEP THAT... ALTHOUGH, IT'LL BE NICE WHEN MY SENSE OF TASTE IS PERHAPS A LITTLE MORE... DUNNO... STABLE; STILL CAN'T TASTE TEH LEMON, IN THE LEMON AND GREEN TEA, WHICH, WHEN i COULD, A FEW MONTHS BACK, WAS A REALLY LEMON FLAVOURED THING FENNEL, JASMINE, PEPPERMINT, AND GINGER AND HONEY, PLUS CAMAMILE, ARE DOING WELL RIGHT NOW THOUGH THE CARABIEN PEPPERMINT, AND THE CARABIEN HONEY/GINGER, ARE MY FAVS atm; LUCKILY TOO, THEY'RE EASY TO GET HOLD OF, IN THE SHOP NEXTDOOR UNLIKE THE FENNEL, WHICH WE CAN'T FIND ANYWHERE IN THE SHOPS IN THE CENTER OF TOWN mOST PLACES SEEM TO DO THE CAMAMILE WHICH IS HANDY, i SWITCH TO THAT IN THE EVENING, TO TRY <ZEN. OUT MORE, BEFORE TRYING TO BE UNCONSCIOUS FOR A FEW HOURS BEFORE DAYBREAK. - gETTING WAY TOO USED TO HAVING w SLEEPING OVER... IN THE NEW BED... NOW... STARTING TO FEEL VERY ODD, JUST BEING ME, ON MY OWN, PLUS THE MINAGERI.... OF PETS.../TEDDYS. ALTHOUGH, WHEN W ISN'T HERE, i CAN SNEAK ALL OF THE TEDDYS INTO THE BED, - FOR SOME REASON, HE OBJECTS WHEN THE BEDS FULL OF PILLOW PETS, AND HE TRIES TO GET IN, AND FINDS THEM, ALL ON HIS SIDE OF THE BED - APPARENTLY THE FROG KEEPS FREAKING HIM OUT, WHEN HE AWAKES, AND OPENS HIS EYES, TO SEE A GIANT FROG STARING AT HIM - MIND, i'VE STILL GOT A BUNNY RABBIT, WEARING A SLAVE COLLAR, HANGING FROM A CHAIN, OFF THE CURTAIN POLE... i REALLY SHOULD RELEASE HER... IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEING HUNG - i THINK i'VE FORGOTEN HOW TO DO NORMAL.

Pssst...I think you've knocked caps lock on by mistake!

But other than that things seem to be posting all right...

Are you aware you have your caps lock on? All capital letters?

Having finished my coffee, taken my morning anti-diabetic and anti-depressant meds, started a tall, lemon iced tea, next its roast beef hash with an egg and toast.

oops... sorry about the caps lock - nah, still wont' post a new journal entry from the laptop.... keep getting this cloud flair thing.... and even on doing the capture, it won't go back to the journal entry, so I reenter it, and... it pops up the capture again how annoying. guess I'll just not post journals. then. and, I was just getting used to pliny too I tried in ripley, and the same happened, so they've broken that entirely now too... guess I'll give up trying to say anything remotely important, an just stick to twitter.

OK. so I copy the notepad text document I've saved the journal entry as, over to this computer; which posted a journal entry fine, earlier. and it won't post, comes up with this weird cloud flair thing. again...