h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Spent all yesterday with William. well from about 11.30 onwards
Blimey.
Apparently, it would seem, men are capible of multiple orgasms. I lost count at about 18. Maybe this is that tantrick sex thing I've sort of heard of before but don't know nothing about
Tjem. as he was here all day, we did it all again, after a bit of a catching our breath.
Blimey.
It took me some time after that to regain my composure sufficiently to be able to stand up and walk without fearing I was going to just collapse in a heap on the floor.

I'm still tingling all over today
After that... we went to the pub for an hour or so before he had to get the bus howm
And, I reheated some rice from the other day, and had it with some salad and a couple of medium-hard-boiled duck eggs and promptly fell asleep.... from about 7 until 1 AM
Woke up still very tired, but came down and had a coffee and a cigarette, and then it was 3.30 AM, so I tried bed again... with no success so got up and made a pizza with some dough I had sitting about in a tub in the fridge, left over from making bread the other day
Ate pizza...
Went up to bed, again, at 5 AM...
And woke up about an hour ago... still all tingling
Just had a coffee and half a pack of choc chip cookies for breckfast, with a glass of milk
Have put bedding onto wash and must get on finishing off the housework I started Friday.
Friday I cleaned all the wall tiles in the bathroom, the floor tiles, the basin, pedastil, toilet, bath and the cupboard in the bathroom, emptied upstairs and downstairs bins, swept bathroom and bedroom, top landing and top staircase, and then mopped bathroom, bedroom and landing/top stairs.
Also swept down the bottom staircase and hallway, and dust-panned-and-brushed all the collected crap down there from off of the street.
Today I'm going to have a quick dust upstairs, re-sweep it down again, then hoover the carpets down here, which were dirty to start with, but now have all the crap (mainly hair), swept down from upstairs.

I need to clean the cooker then, the oven and the hob, and the oven trays, and worktops and sink etc.... then sweep utility room and kitchen, after dusting and cleaning worktops in utility room, then I can mop through utility room and kitchen.

I feel very wobbly still ooo. blimey.
Might do some lunch soon...

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Yep! I was pretty chuffed at that* smiley creaping into my head! Must find something to eat

damn... I feel so... I dunno... sort of tired, but not tired... I have* to get on and do this housework...

You actually count them as you go along?

It was more a rough estimate plus I kinda remember each, so could add them up in my head from afterwards

Sounds brilliant...seriously 2legs this is such good news. I was going to say I feel I'm feeling I'm sorta sharing it with you..

When 2legs has a very good sexual experience we all feel like we're sharing it with him I'm glad I don't shock easily or have any real sense of TMI.

I must admit I imagined some kind of counter on the bedside table... after each orgasm reach out and DING!

actually... that counter device on the bedside table isn't such a bad idea only kidding...