h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've not had double cream in as long as I can't remember. I've not had milk in months either. A motorbike just went up the road. I was thinking, then I stopped, I didn't realise that children made so much noise when just walking up the street. So far this evenign, no one has broken a wing mirror on any of the cars on the street within hearing distance. A bin moved a little while ago but that may be disconnected. I'm bored. oh, a car. its gone past now, it was a car. I have no idea what this person on the radio is talking about. There is washing up to do in the kitchen, Oh look a bike. I wonder how long I can resist that bottle of beer. oh, not long. forteen fish, a cricket bat and a large orange ball. iron railings, an European Oak tree. wooden fence posts, wire across attaching, dafodils, a postbox. biro, lampost. rusty farm tools, fields, tractor, dynomite. must make note to disengage typingfingers whilst brain is disengaged there was a young man from Beccles,
Who had the most enormus freckles,
one day on the beech, oh look a herring gull < ooo pretty pictures crab donkey catfish rhino walress badger toothpaste pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter bang damn tap...... dancing... it came from teh stars boom boom chukka chukka wizz wizz still bored... Parrots eating butter, standing on a tree, parrots loking for chedder, following after me, parrots eatting butter, the monkeys won't stay away, a rabbit in the burrow a hair under the tree bored bored bored bored bored *begins gnawing the table leg

Guess where I went today?..

Beccles?
Harragate?
Doncaster?
Brisborn?
Bristol?
The bakery?
The dairy? give up! hows it goin ?

Very close!!

Pontefract!!... I visited Prof Animal Chaos!!!..

We had a lovely day together!!

Well I was in London Saturday, and I may well be somewehre next weekend and tomorrow night I'm out to the pub with a friend; and tongiht got a phone call from another friend saying he's passing through town tomorrow and could I recomend a pub that does decent meals.... so I did... then realised its also the pub that does relaly good real ale and where I'll be tomorrow night

*giggles*..

Hey.. this is the first meet of the year for me..

But did you have any pontefract cakes Lil?

Still !

can't remember how many meets I've made this year Jnuary, london, july london, sometime I think Birmingham, or was that last year? yeh, maybe it was... Burton on Trent... I think that was this year I've a memory like one of those you know, those things, what they called, and like yeh, innit, like totally so utterly like a one of those things innit?

*giggles*

Yes.. I got some Pontefract Cake Ged!!

Oh Sandra... we will arrange to meet up with you.. don't worry darling..

I want cake! I want Eccles cake, durham cake, Bedford cake, Cambridge cake and pontifract cake! not all at the same time mind I keep meaning to make cake some time I keep forgetting to get the ingrediants in

Good

Got to have cake

you can treat me to some cake tomorrow then

Tomorrow is actually my 'cake day', every Satuday when I go to the bakery at midday I get me lunch, filled roll, sausage roll, and some cakes for me and lodger to eat in teh afternoon its liek my treat for the week I really ought go do that washing up soon

One cake for me
one cake for you
with double cream
chocklate too
oh just another cake for me,
ok one more for you too,
this ones got nuts,
so has this one too,
Oh just one more cake,
a Custard tart then for you
oh perhaps jsut another cake,
Don't mind if I do

Any cake preference serephina?

hmmm.. lemon meringue ..or chocolate fudge a nice big slice with lots of cream...

okay will have a look for either of those tomorrow

Cream, chocklate, nuts, jam, sponge, vanila, cream, more chocklate, some more cream, a few more nuts, some choc sauce, and strawbery jan, and sponge and lots of it right, thats afternoon 'high tea' figured out for tomorrow