h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I learned something today. Apparently it's not funny to look up at the notice on the bus that reads "Have you left anything?" and say
"Have I left anything? ... ... Oh $h!t! I left the bomb at the bus stop!!!"
Especially when surrounded by drunken student mental health nurses who start having a go at you as now you won't be able to blow up the millitary base which is your Uni campus... they don't find it anywhere near as amusing as we did

I think that's funny!
Although a guy did that at the one airport I was at and got arrested, missed his flight and lost his money...
Thhat was just as funny!

Well it seemed funny at the time, right up untill we got thrown off the bus

*giggles*

Bus attendants never have a sense of humour with things like that.

yeah well

I think it's funny...

'Tios funny, buit you have to be sooo careful who you say it in front of. Don't want to get arrested.

Not if you're white.

Could be dangerous.

Some of us went on a shopping trip to Cambridge a few weeks ago.

As the train pulled into the platform it passed a group of people standing together on the platform. One of us said 'They must be off on a trip somewhere,' and this happened:

Kate: Bet they're all American, or something. Or SPANISH.
Us: Yes, Kate. Because everyone who congregates in medium to large groups is Spanish.
Kate: Or terrorists!
Natty: Not a good idea to go shouting that on public transport these days, Kate.
Old woman in next seat: [evil glare]

Amused us, anyway

I am sure none of you should be allowed out alone!

I'm still waiting for my first oppertunity to go on the underground in London with my new rucksack; as far as I can make out its almost identical to those favoured by suicide bombers kinda bought it by accident though....

I'd like to point out at this time that we of the Anla'Shok are not neccessarily of the opinion that all people who congregate in large groups are Spanis-American terrorists.

If they stop you, just stand still and think of England!!!

and if you hand them a rubber glove and a tube of KY and then grin expectantly they will probably avoid strip searching you

True; some of them are French too you were in Cambridge? you could have said

*giggles*

lil!