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On why speaking properly in front of the yokels is not always advised.
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Started conversation Jul 27, 2008
Recently, just before easter, a new couple moved into our road. They had moved up from the greatest city in England, i.e. Birmingham. The woman has retired, but the man still works and so spends the week in Brum and the weekends up here. Yesterday, whilst walking down to the shop, I saw him walking his dog. Not having seen him for a few weeks I hailed him with a hearty "Yom a'roit cock?" which seemed to offend one of the mad old bints that abide in the village who then tried to berate and harangue me for my use of such language.
I'm still not sure what I said which was so offensive, I can only assume it was my use of the work cock, but that would be stupid...yes, that must be it, she's stupid.
On why speaking properly in front of the yokels is not always advised.
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 27, 2008
Oh Dear!
On why speaking properly in front of the yokels is not always advised.
NPY Posted Jul 27, 2008
Maybe the villager misheard and thought you said something really dogey?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 27, 2008
Were you wearing your kilt? 
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NPY Posted Jul 27, 2008
Kilts just bring it to a whole new level.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 27, 2008
Exactly! 
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NPY Posted Jul 27, 2008
Though do you wear it "properly" or do you wear boxers?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 27, 2008
depends, at the Hull meet I did both
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 27, 2008
No wonder you looked shocked when Cheeky Monkey crawled out from under the tables! <yikes.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 27, 2008
I'd put underwear on at that point...and boy wasn't I glad of that.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 27, 2008
Ummm... Yes, it could have been a bit tricky explaining things to Hoggy 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 27, 2008
I'd have hidden behind VV
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 27, 2008
That wouldn't have worked, she would have been trying to get a look!! 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 27, 2008
She wouldn't have to try, I'd happily show her
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NPY Posted Jul 27, 2008
Must've been a good meet then.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 27, 2008
'twere very good. Although the sunday morning was a bit of a downer as the main reason I was so determined to get there left, but the rest of the sunday was good.
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NPY Posted Jul 27, 2008
Awww.....
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 27, 2008
Sorry love.. that couldn't be helped.. 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 27, 2008
Oh I dunno, if she'd been a bit more sober she might have remembered what a fire exit is 
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BeowulfShaffer Posted Jul 27, 2008
Man I wish I got to go to meets.
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- 1: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 27, 2008)
- 2: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 27, 2008)
- 3: NPY (Jul 27, 2008)
- 4: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 27, 2008)
- 5: NPY (Jul 27, 2008)
- 6: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 27, 2008)
- 7: NPY (Jul 27, 2008)
- 8: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 27, 2008)
- 9: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 27, 2008)
- 10: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 27, 2008)
- 11: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 27, 2008)
- 12: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 27, 2008)
- 13: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 27, 2008)
- 14: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 27, 2008)
- 15: NPY (Jul 27, 2008)
- 16: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 27, 2008)
- 17: NPY (Jul 27, 2008)
- 18: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 27, 2008)
- 19: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 27, 2008)
- 20: BeowulfShaffer (Jul 27, 2008)
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