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The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Sung to the tune of Brian Ferry's Addicted To Love.

smiley - musicalnoteThe Browser's on,
A dirty page.
The filth meter,
Is off the gauge.
You mouse click,
Words underlined.
Some nasty pics,
You hope to find.

You like to think that you can quit it but,
Oh no.
Withdrawal would lead to you,
Doing your nut,
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to smut.smiley - musicalnote


smiley - cheers


The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

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fundamentallyflawed

smiley - laughVery nice! I didn't know that Addicted to Love was Bryan Ferry. Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong song?


The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

Post 3

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Addicted to Love was Robert Palmer, SLAVE to Love is Bryan Ferry


The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Ah yess, I get the two confused, which is stupid as I've got both on CD, although I have way more Ferry and as I know it's one or t'other I tend to go with the one I've got most of...damn my memory sucks.


smiley - cheers


The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

Post 5

fundamentallyflawed

Also Bryan Ferry is way better. Just saying.


The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

Post 6

NPY

Interesting re-write.....smiley - erm


The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

Post 7

Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday..

Apropos Ernie Wise (and Eric) warrabout thisun?
Any tunre you like!

Two old codgers sat on the prom in deckchairs
when out comes the sun in high the sky
and one old codger tells t'other old codger:
Today - it's nice out innit?
And t'ther then replies,
yup it's a line frum Ernie the Wise
Better put it away Eric of Morecambe
'cos here comes the polizman!




The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise

Post 8

NPY

smiley - laugh


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