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A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels Started conversation May 22, 2001
I thought i should return your hedgehog.....hes got a couple of broken spiny things but its ok we put him in a full body plaster cast.....
~hands over what at first looks like a rock but upon closer inspection turns out to be a rather solid but happy hedgehog~
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 22, 2001
O.K, here you go
Theres a happy looking hedgehog
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A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels Posted May 22, 2001
~millstone crushes hedgehog.....~
I hope you feel bad now!
~it took me ages to put on that plaster cast and now billy's dead and it was all in vain!!!!
~opens her over coat to reveal numerous household pets selotaped to the inside lining~
O.K.....I ve got budgies, rats small dogs...kittens, lizards of the pigmee variety and a coulple of cockroaches...(you can have those for nothing).....are we doing busyness?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 22, 2001
I want gills
Any chance of an operration to gets a fishes gills?
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A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels Posted May 22, 2001
~pulls out a rusty saw with no handle.....~
Its gonna cost you....
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