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A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels

I thought i should return your hedgehog.....hes got a couple of broken spiny things but its ok we put him in a full body plaster cast.....
~hands over what at first looks like a rock but upon closer inspection turns out to be a rather solid but happy hedgehog~

smiley - smiley


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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

O.K, here you go



Theres a happy looking hedgehog


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Post 3

A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels

~millstone crushes hedgehog.....~
I hope you feel bad now!
~it took me ages to put on that plaster cast and now billy's dead and it was all in vain!!!!
smiley - smiley
~opens her over coat to reveal numerous household pets selotaped to the inside lining~
O.K.....I ve got budgies, rats small dogs...kittens, lizards of the pigmee variety and a coulple of cockroaches...(you can have those for nothing).....are we doing busyness?
smiley - smiley


urgent

Post 4

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

I want gills

Any chance of an operration to gets a fishes gills?


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Post 5

A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels

~pulls out a rusty saw with no handle.....~
Its gonna cost you....


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