h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I mean, you HAVE had something to write a Journal about, and I'm sure you have even MORE now. *pokes Greg with a pointed stick*

Yep, especially 'cause I just called a certain someone's cell phone and got them in Ohio. It's time to tell all.

*gasp*

OhIO?!

*looks shocked*

...

Oh, wait.

No. Sorry. Which bit is it? Hold on, I'll come in again.

*gasp*

They're on their WAY? Are they THERE yet?

*waits*

...

Was that better? Sorry about before.

*falls over laughing*

No, no problem. They aren't here yet. They expect to be here in another 2 or 3 hours. I'm willing to be that it'll only be 2 on the outside before they arrive. Likely forgot about time going backwards an hour here and all.

Ant can call you from my place when they arrive so you know he's okay, but if anything went wrong Kate has her cell phone and they have my work and my home number.

Thank you for that. I'm so touched by your concern for my wellbeing in my concern for them that I shan't even mention that it hadn't yet occurred to me that they might have been in a hideous accident or blown a tire or gotten lost in Indiana. That's how much I appreciate it.

*sets aside ten minutes' worrying time before she paints her nails*

Don't worry. They can't get lost in Indiana. In Indiana you go north. If you come to a Lake, go East. Then north again. Then you're in Chicago.

The Midwest... a fool's paradise!

*romps appropriately*

Well yeah, it is simple, but it's so... mediumly westful, isn't it?

Oh just EXACTLY.

I'm off to meet them at home! I'll have Ant call! or you can call! That reminds me, check your mail!

*hugs*

*races off*

*flashes happy address book* Yep, I checked my mail, and yay! Krissy's taking care of me. Heckler or not, I will give the company a good report.

Why thank you! He's begun the return leg o' the trip.

Then it can only get better.

Er, not for him, I mean...

...erm, not for you either...

...er, or for... well really I only meant...

*goes to do things*