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Post 21

Mu Beta

Ah - now where exactly can I get a job like yours?

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Post 22

SEF

"I've never used clairvoyance as an excuse for being late."

With the increasing trend towards mysticism of all kinds, I predict that it will soon become as valid as an actual accident or breakdown. smiley - silly


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Post 23

GreyDesk

I probably forgot to mention that I rarely leave the office before 6:30pm, and more usually much later than that.

Management are quite happy with the situation. We've got a couple of really early starters, and together with me as the late finisher, they know they have office cover for at least 11 hours of the day.


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Post 24

Uncle Heavy [sic]

im working for the nhs now. yeah. we are as brothers. i get to transport decrepit old people from ward to x ray and back. yay for catheter bags!


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Post 25

Mu Beta

My point exactly, Desk. I work best after 5pm. At one highlight of my most recent project, me and another guy were brainstorming at 8:30 with a Chinese takeaway, and still happy to keep working.

Flexi-time appears to be a thing of the past. smiley - sadface

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Post 26

GreyDesk

One of the beauties of my contract is that it makes no mention of the hours of work. Only that you will put in the time necessary to successfully carry out your duties (otherwise you get fired). The upshot is that I work when, where and how I like without too much interference from management.

Oh and Unc. Catheter bags, yours for about a quid a shot smiley - ok


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Post 27

Uncle Heavy [sic]

i have more than enough full ones on my shift mate...


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Post 28

GreyDesk

All you need do is unplug them, and switch them around when the drip is empty smiley - ok


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Post 29

Uncle Heavy [sic]

'excuse me sir, while i bend down and unhook this tube'


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Post 30

Mu Beta

Somebody's been watching too much Simpsons. smiley - tongueout

B


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Post 31

Lighthousegirl - back on board

* giggles *


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