h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a person once said to me

never doubt you are special
never think your not loved
never say dreams are impossable
never get so angsty you stop thinking
never get so stressed you cant cope
never question the love of another
and when you think that the world is coming down on your sholders
and there is nothing that you can do to change your life or to make your situation better,
when nothing sheads its light and the weight is too heavy on your sholders
then stop complaining and get on with it
because the longer you stand and think about how bad things are then the worse they will become


then she stole the keybord off me and put it somewhere so that I wouldnt forget

and so endeth this journal by khamsin.
but not actually by khamsin but by the good woman with him
for they all say
behind every good man is a great woman

Captain Khamsin

Hi anth... or kham or whoever you are

My keyboard *sends Anthea to go read something else*

she stole the keyboard!

borrowed dear... I borrowed the keyboard

Good to see you are sharing *everything* with each other.

you tell him Anthea. After all You're much more eloquent than he is

she "shared" my chocolate too, mine!

I am too eloquent!

no, you're an elephant, there's a difference

Anyone got a wet handy for Kham?

If am I an elephant then you sir are a baboon *slaps Tb with a wet *

*slaps khamsin back with his own wet fish which he was keeping for just such an ocasion*

Well you sir look like a baboon's bottom

*falls asleep*

but you smell like one

Well you sir have the intellectual capacity of half a dead stoat

ha! well you have the intellectual capacity of a dead stoat

A-ha! So you admit I'm twice as inteliget as you! Now just accept that I'm better looking and we'll have this whole thing sorted out... well untill the next time I insult you

Remind me again who's the one with the loving and beautiful fiancé?Tells me something anyway.

Hey I had a loving and beautiful fiance before he did so it's not my fault women are intimidated by my studlyness

Ah but I always scared off women by my sleek and powerful assassin body... not my fault I found a woman that wasn't scared by that!

See.