h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

isn't that all about?

Even if it *does* matter, does it matter that it matters?

Didn't we agree a while ago that we wouldn't go for sheer numbers anymore? And what's wrong with paper, anyway?

do I retract about what I said about paper?
after all, is it possible to bend and fold a handheld device to turn it into a plane and throw it away, expecting to watch it fly?

Amy have you ever been made into an airplane and tossed around the room?
Didn't I find it funny the your name on the winter party is on attending on paper?
Doesn't everybody know that no matter who makes the 16Kp that we will have and all that to celebrate?

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I'm a bit oddly shaped to make into an airplane, and kind of big, as well--have you ever tried to fold a 5' 7" paper doll into an airplane?

Would saying "only this one time" work as an answer to that question?

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isn't the problem with paper that it gives you paper cuts? do we really want to get back onto that topic?
^. .^
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why do I think that we can't avoid the paper cuts topic, because it will always bounce back?
shall I start giving away band-aids?

band aids?

Are band-aids only in the US? Aren't they a brand name of self adhesive bandages that all bandages of that type are now called?

where did everybody go?

Isn't it usually quiet around this time of day? Aren't I actually going to have to go back to w**k now that my lunch is over? Doesn't that mean that things will pick up momentarily?

oops... where shall I ?

are they like plasters then?

do I guess yes, they are?

Am I having big language troubles from going from Spanish to English to UK english?

do I really have to ask that? isn't that quite obvious?

did I mean adhesive bandages instead of using a brand name?
should I re-formulate the question?

shall I start giving away adhesive bandages?

does this mean that we're going back to the paper cuts?

do I have to say 'G'nite everybody, see you tomorrow' ?

Do you have to jayceeloop?

Is it not very polite of you to do so nonetheless?

Is there any treatment for the state of my mind when contemplating a 5ft 7 folded paper pastor's wife ?

wot about elastoplast then?

or Micropore?