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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 20, 2001
Why thank you! I can't pretend to claim ownership of them... just a few of the things in my sig file though! 
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 21, 2001
Roight. Very nice just the same... 
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 23, 2001
Yes, well, I like those sort of one-liners. Keep me amused for hours (well, minutes maybe) on end!
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To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 23, 2001
Hmmmm....
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 23, 2001
Yes, well, what more is there to say?
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Windows Error: 004 - Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 23, 2001
Errr... I dunno!??
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Robbish Posted Aug 8, 2002
I like the wonderful computer instruction:
Press Enter to exit
Seen that a few times.
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Robbish Posted Aug 8, 2002
Hi - computer programmer here.
Thanks for that.
Actually, I'd probably bounce at the bottom...
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Christopher W Posted Aug 30, 2002
I could take offence to those jokes, but they're too funny. I'll let 'em pass.
Here's another drummer joke.
Guy walks into a Spare Brains shop to buy a new brain as his current one's a little worn out. He's browsing the shelves when he comes to three brains side-by-side: a neurosurgeon's brain, which is going for £5,000, a secondary school teacher's brain, which is going for £7,500, and finally a drummer's brain. The guy looks at the price tag for the drummer's brain and nearly has a fit - it's way above the £15,000 price tag.
The guy walks over to the sales desk and asks the man standing behind it, "why the hell is the drummer's brain so expensive compared to the other brains?"
The man behind the desk looks at the man, then says "well sir, it's never been used, has it."
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Darkwin - the critical morass from terrarium Posted Sep 14, 2003
nice one, here's a variation.
... neurosurgeon's brain, which is going for £5,000, a secondary school teacher's brain, which is going for £7,500, and finally a drummer's brain. The guy looks at the price tag for the drummer's brain and nearly has a fit - it's way above the £15,000 price tag.
The guy walks over to the sales desk and asks the man standing behind it, "why the hell is the drummer's brain so expensive compared to the other brains?"
The man behind the desk looks at the man, then says "Well sir, you know it's been very difficult to find even just that much!"
hehe 
btw, i'm a drummer hehe
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Big Steve Posted Jul 27, 2005
A joke I was told I while back
How do you know the stages flat.
The drool's coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
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