h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Little Merit? LITTLE MERIT???

You /obviously/ haven't read the packet properly. It CLEARLY states that grape nuts are great simply because they stay hard even when you add milk so they... er... have texture... which... er... makes them better than other cereals...

And, to be honest, I do quite like them. They make an interesting change, and are nice and compact for easy travelling!

Hey, I like 'em too. Tasty, crunchy AND nutricious? 'With these Grape-Nuts, they're really spoiling us'.

But they can sometimes resemble fish-tank gravel in consistency.

GRR!!! That's the point you uncultured, un-grape-nut aware fool!

Suitable for vegetarians. no added sugar, and high in fibre and low in fat. Good source of iron and folic acid, contains whole grain wheat flour (good fibre source), and they're fortified with six vitamines (Iron , Niacin , Vitamin B6 , Zinc Oxide , Vitamin A , Thiamin , Folacin, Vitamin D)...
and.
Theyre nutty and each wholesome nugget, still so lovingly created in a gas fired oven, in the traditional way, retains its joyous nutty and crunchy texture, even when being drowned in milk... in a world full of so-called breakfast cerials, full of added sugar, to which one is expected to add further sugar, of cerials which go soggy immediately on contact with milk,, they are, a royal gem of a cerial, a cerial of epic proprportions and taste, texture and devious delight and forfillment, each seperate, mouth-wateringly tasty, crunchy bit, delivering as much flavour and texture for a full organaleptical expeience as the last was, a cerial not only fit for children, a real, true adult cerial, with an appearl that cannot and does not end.
damnit. I've not got any in