h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the wonderful site of H2G2 (otherwise known as hootoo - you will see this word a lot). This is not an automated message, I am an <./>ACE</.>, and I'm here to help you settle into your new home

H2G2 is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything, and it's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information on that.

I've created a little list of links, just for you, so click here <./>A4992357</.> and have a look at them (actually the links are my daughter's...but hey!! Hootoo is one big family )

If you click on each link, they will take you to parts of hootoo no sane person should ever go alone on this site.....

......but as it seems no one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

Have a look around, pop into my personal space and read some conversations that I have on the go at the moment and you will see how things work. Don't be frightened to jump in on conversations, hootooers don't bite (well, some of them do, but I'll steer you well clear of those), just be aware of the thread you are reading and whether or not it is a private conversation between two people.

Remember, if you get lost, shout for help and hopefully I'll be around to give you a helping hand. In case I'm not around, just leave a message here <./>ACE</.> and someone will be with you just as soon as they can. Failing that, just click on MY SPACE on the left hand side of your screen and you'll get back to your personal space.

Remember, I'm here to help.

lil xxx

Thank you for the warm welcome. hootooers sound like strangely suspect creatures and I shall be sure to keep an eye out for them. I have examined your poetry and find it to be rather pleasing and quite far removed from vogon efforts.Keep up the great work.I must mention at this point that I find the guide to be,how shall I put it?,Far too factual!Surely no-body wants to read about the annual rainfall in Brighton!Rather let us open our minds to the incomprehensible realms of the human imagination and it's somewhat bent take on life,the universe and,well,everything.Apart from that,it's quite fun.Must be time for a cup of tea.Thanks again and hope to see you around.

*pours *

There are lots of other places in Hootoo.. the Guide is the reason it is here, but there are many more places you can chat and have fun


lil xx